Nebraska - Discussion of Community Service and Consequences
Aunt Flo:
Martha, where's Bart and Cole?
Aunt Martha:
Oh, they're off doing some volunteer work picking up trash off the streets.
Kate Grant:
It's community service; for Bart's rape.
Aunt Martha:
Sexual assault!
Kate Grant:
What's the difference?
Aunt Martha:
A huge difference... it's... well... the boys can explain it to you better than I can...
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She-Devil - Addressing Incontinence in Care Homes
Mrs. Trumper:
Let me stress one thing above all else. You must report any damp or smelly beds immediately.
Ruth/Vesta Rose:
Do you mean...
Mrs. Trumper:
INCONTINENCE! Bedwetters have no place in the Golden Twilight home!
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She-Devil - Household Chaos and Misunderstandings Unfold
Bob's mother:
Is it that time of the month?
Mrs. Trumper:
Nurse Hooper may be short, but she's very devoted.
Ute:
Fuzzy has just shit all over the carpet!
Garcia:
I may be the butler, but I'm not the maid!
Mrs. Trumper:
AHHHHGH! Hooper! Vesta! This is long-term leakage!
Ute:
I took this job because I only had to cook and clean for one person and one dog. Then I get the mother, the lover, his kids, their dog! Ms. Fisher, up with this bullshit I will not put! I quit!
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