Memorable Quotes from Mary Louise Wilson
3 quotesAddressing Incontinence in Care Homes
Mrs. Trumper
Let me stress one thing above all else. You must report any damp or smelly beds immediately.
Ruth/Vesta Rose
Do you mean...
Mrs. Trumper
INCONTINENCE! Bedwetters have no place in the Golden Twilight home!
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Discussion of Community Service and Consequences
Aunt Flo
Martha, where's Bart and Cole?
Aunt Martha
Oh, they're off doing some volunteer work picking up trash off the streets.
Kate Grant
It's community service; for Bart's rape.
Aunt Martha
Sexual assault!
Kate Grant
What's the difference?
Aunt Martha
A huge difference... it's... well... the boys can explain it to you better than I can...
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Household Chaos and Misunderstandings Unfold
Bob's mother
Is it that time of the month?
Mrs. Trumper
Nurse Hooper may be short, but she's very devoted.
Ute
Fuzzy has just shit all over the carpet!
Garcia
I may be the butler, but I'm not the maid!
Mrs. Trumper
AHHHHGH! Hooper! Vesta! This is long-term leakage!
Ute
I took this job because I only had to cook and clean for one person and one dog. Then I get the mother, the lover, his kids, their dog! Ms. Fisher, up with this bullshit I will not put! I quit!
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