Memorable Quotes from Mary Lynn Rajskub
3 quotesA Conversation About Flowers and Salvation
Jack Stanfield
Nice flowers.
Janet Stone
Born-again Bobby.
Jack Stanfield
Maybe he's trying to save your soul.
Janet Stone
He'd need bigger blossoms than that.
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Backstage Authorization Inquiry
Pageant Assistant Pam
Are you authorized to be backstage?
[Dwayne walks swiftly by]
Dwayne
No.
[emotionless, without stopping]
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A Request for Departure at Work
Jack Stanfield
Janet, I want you to pack up your stuff and go home.
[after Bill forces Jack to fire Janet]
Janet Stone
What? What do you mean?
Jack Stanfield
Just what I said. Pack up your stuff and go home.
Janet Stone
Why?
Jack Stanfield
You're fired.
Janet Stone
If this is a joke, it's not funny.
Jack Stanfield
No, it's not a joke. Tomorrow, I'll call Human Resources. I'll get you a job with somebody else at the bank. Right now I want you to just do what I said.
Janet Stone
What are you talking about? Is this because of him?
Jack Stanfield
Don't argue with me, Janet!
Janet Stone
But Jack, I haven't done anything wrong.
Jack Stanfield
Pack up your shit and get out of here, now!
Janet Stone
Screw you, Jack!
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