Memorable Quotes from Mary Pat Gleason
1 quoteMisunderstandings Over a Simple Salad Order
Wrigley
Uh, I'll just have a, um, salad, please. Um, baby field greens.
Nero's Waitress
What did you call me?
Wrigley
Uh, no, I-I... I-I didn't call you anything.
Nero's Waitress
You want a salad?
Wrigley
Yeah. Do you... Do you have a, uh, green salad?
Nero's Waitress
What the fuck color would it be?
Wrigley
Why are we eating here?
Nero's Waitress
What's his problem?
Miles Massey
Just bring him an iceberg lettuce and a mealy tomato wedge smothered with French Dressing.
Nero's Waitress
And for you?
Miles Massey
Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham.
Nero's Waitress
Slaw Cup?
Miles Massey
What the hell.
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