Mary Pat Gleason Biography
Mary Pat Gleason (February 23, 1950 - June 2, 2020) was an American film and television actress. From 1983–85 she appeared on The Guiding Light as Jane Hogan. Since the early 1980s she appeared on such television series as Full House, Murphy Brown, Empty Nest, L.A. Law, Saved by the Bell, Murder, She Wrote, Friends, Step by Step, Suddenly Susan, Will & Grace, Sex and the City, Desperate Housewives, Family Matters, NCIS: Los Angeles, The Middleman, Up All Night, 1600 Penn, Motive, and Baby Daddy.
She appeared in such feature films as I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Basic Instinct, Traffic, Bruce Almighty, 13 Going on 30, The Crucible, Bottle Shock, A Cinderella Story, and The Island.
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Misunderstandings Over a Simple Salad Order
Wrigley:
Uh, I'll just have a, um, salad, please. Um, baby field greens.
Nero's Waitress:
What did you call me?
Wrigley:
Uh, no, I-I... I-I didn't call you anything.
Nero's Waitress:
You want a salad?
Wrigley:
Yeah. Do you... Do you have a, uh, green salad?
Nero's Waitress:
What the fuck color would it be?
Wrigley:
Why are we eating here?
Nero's Waitress:
What's his problem?
Miles Massey:
Just bring him an iceberg lettuce and a mealy tomato wedge smothered with French Dressing.
Nero's Waitress:
And for you?
Miles Massey:
Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham.
Nero's Waitress:
Slaw Cup?
Miles Massey:
What the hell.
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