Mary Vivian Pearce Quotes

Wink I'm getting a hard-on! Beauty always gives me a hard-on!

Donna Dasher Aim it the other way then, Wink. You know how I detest organs. Beauty has absolutely nothing to do with that WORD, that THING you have hanging there like an obscene pickle. Spare me your anatomy.

Donald Dasher We are always curious as to what drew you here to "Le Lipstique".

Stripper Well I heard all the strippers come here, and I got sick of my old salon.

Donna Dasher And supposing we become sick of you?

Stripper Well, I had hoped that wouldn't happen...!

Donna Dasher Well, I think it IS happening. It's hard to describe, but when I look into your face, I pick up the distinct sensation of NAUSEA.

Stripper Hey, WAIT A MINUTE...!

Taffy Hare Krishna, mother!

Dawn Davenport You've finally done it, haven't you! Embarrassed me on my night of FAME! No reporters saw you did they?!

Dawn Davenport Look at you, I could vomit!

Donald Dasher THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF BEAUTY!

Donna Dasher Remember Alice Crimmins.

Princess Coo-Coo Herbert!

Herbert Coo-Coo, Coo-coo! Oh, Coo, I worship the ground you walk on. I couldn't keep my mind on my work all morning. Every piece of trash I had to pick up reminded me of you! An old candy wrapper made me think of how sweet you are. A snotty Kleenex made me realize how much I'd cry if we ever had to part. An old rubber made me think of all the nights of eros we have before us. I love you, Coo-coo.

Princess Coo-coo Oh Herbert, I masturbated 14 times last night just thinking of you, and when I finally did fall asleep, my dreams were not exactly dry. Take me now, Herbert! Take me in front of the whole town!

Sandy Sandstone Eat the bird, bitch!

Cookie I may have to degrade myself in front of Divine's son. He's into a very strange sex scene.

Edie Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!

Birthday Card Happy birthday, fatso.

Cotton ] merely relieves tension.

Cotton Mmm, smells delicious Babs!

Babs Johnson Thank you Cotton, it should. I warmed it up when I was downtown today in my own little oven!

Officer You like lingerie?! How do you like these little numbers? I sent away to em from Fredrick's. They was expensive. I love the feel of cold nylon on my big butt!

Princess Coo-coo Herbert doesn't care if I have ears, he only cares about my mind!

Flipper You lazy bitch! I'm out working my tail off all day and you're in there fucking midgets!

Dawn Davenport You want your spaghetti with or without cheese?

Donna Dasher I'll have two chicken breasts please.

Dawn Davenport Well, uh, we're not having that, we're having spaghetti.

Donna Dasher I couldn't possibly eat spaghetti. Do I look Italian?

Donald Dasher We rarely eat any form of noodle. But I'll take a small portion to be polite, with cheese, please.

Donna Dasher I'll have an extremely large glass of ice water.