The Squid and the Whale - Unlikely School Behavior Discussion
Bernard:
How do you know they were both Frank's?
Ms. Lemon:
Well, I suppose it's possible other kids are masturbating and spreading their semen around the school as well... It's possible, but, uh, somewhat unlikely.
Bernard:
Oh, it happens, I'm sure, much more than we know.
Joan:
Bernard, have you ever done anything like this?
Bernard:
I'm not going to answer that.
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