Maryann Plunkett Quotes

Bernard How do you know they were both Frank's?

Ms. Lemon Well, I suppose it's possible other kids are masturbating and spreading their semen around the school as well... It's possible, but, uh, somewhat unlikely.

Bernard Oh, it happens, I'm sure, much more than we know.

Joan Bernard, have you ever done anything like this?

Bernard I'm not going to answer that.