Urban Legend - Urban Legends and Unexpected Twists
Killer:
You're gonna die tonight.
Parker: [looks at the caller I.D., which says Damon Brooks]
Oh, really? Let's see, the call's coming from inside the house. Could it be, an urban legend? Am I right? Hello? Hey, don't get shy on me all of a sudden, fuckface. This is the one about the babysitter, right? She's getting those scary harassing phone calls and when she traces em back they're coming from inside the house, right? But, asswipe, aren't you forgetting something? I'm not babysitting any kids!
Killer:
Wrong, this is the one about the old lady who dries her dog in the microwave.
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