National Lampoon's Senior Trip - Principal Moss Sets Time Limit for Stop
Principal Todd Moss:
If you'll all check your itineraries, you'll see that this is the only stop we're making between now and Washington. So I suggest you take care of whatever necessities come to mind. Now, I'm setting the alarm on my watch for ten minutes. When this alarm goes off, the bus will leave with or without you.
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National Lampoon's Senior Trip - Principal Moss Assigns Students a Government Letter
Principal Todd Moss:
Well, now that you've enlightened me as to the real problem here, perhaps you should tell the President about your concerns. In fact, I think you should all pool your ideas together. I want you to draft a 500-word letter to the President on what you'd like the Government to do in order to save our education system. Now, Mr. Diplo will be in charge today. Mr. Diplo, I've given these students an assignment. Make sure they finish it by 1:00. If they're not finished, they can stay later.
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National Lampoon's Senior Trip - Principal Moss Encourages Promptness and Action
Principal Todd Moss:
It's now officially 8:01, people; let's move it! Come on, come on, while we're young! Herbert Jones, get off my car! Quickly, quickly, quickly. Come on, look lively, people, come on. Keep climbing; you won't get a nosebleed. Button that up, Carla. Herbert. Early bird. Worm. Think about it. Pull, Wanda. Pull.
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50/50 - Introduction of Characters Facing Cancer
Alan:
I’m Alan Lombardo: stage 3 lymphoma. Pleased to meet you.
Mitch:
Mitch Barnett, metastatic prostate cancer.
Adam: [[w:Malignant peripheral nerve sheath tumor|schwannoma neurofibrosarcoma]
Oh, I’m Adam Lerner, ].
Alan:
Whoa, what the fuck is that?
Mitch:
Tough break. The more syllables, the worse it is.
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50/50 - Questioning a Risky Decision
Mitch:
So you want to drive, right now?
Alan:
Yeah.
Mitch:
You sure that's what you want to do?
Mitch:
That's your make-a-wish? To drive?
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50/50 - A Disagreement Over Edible Treats
Alan:
Want a macaroon?
Adam:
Oh, thanks. I’m alright.
Alan: [leans forward and whispers]
There’s weed in ‘em.
Adam:
Oh, yeah, thank you, but I - I don’t do weed.
Alan:
C’mon, man. Just get high with us!
Adam:
Okay. Thanks.
Mitch:
How old are you?
Adam:
Twenty-seven.
Alan:
That’s just the worst. A perfectly good youth wasted.
Mitch:
Alan, stop it. Don’t listen to him, he's just messing with you.
Alan:
Listen to me, this cancer is bullshit. First your hair’s going to fall out, then your balls’ll shrink. And if that isn’t enough, your dick becomes a constant source of disappointment.
Adam:
I got to tell you, I was really nervous about this whole cancer thing, and then I met you guys, and boy do I feel better.
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