Matt Frewer Quotes

Alan Want a macaroon?

Adam Oh, thanks. I’m alright.

Alan There’s weed in ‘em.

Adam Oh, yeah, thank you, but I - I don’t do weed.

Alan C’mon, man. Just get high with us!

Adam Okay. Thanks.

Mitch How old are you?

Adam Twenty-seven.

Alan That’s just the worst. A perfectly good youth wasted.

Mitch Alan, stop it. Don’t listen to him, he's just messing with you.

Alan Listen to me, this cancer is bullshit. First your hair’s going to fall out, then your balls’ll shrink. And if that isn’t enough, your dick becomes a constant source of disappointment.

Adam I got to tell you, I was really nervous about this whole cancer thing, and then I met you guys, and boy do I feel better.

Mitch So you want to drive, right now?

Alan Yeah.

Mitch You sure that's what you want to do?

Mitch That's your make-a-wish? To drive?

Principal Todd Moss It's now officially 8:01, people; let's move it! Come on, come on, while we're young! Herbert Jones, get off my car! Quickly, quickly, quickly. Come on, look lively, people, come on. Keep climbing; you won't get a nosebleed. Button that up, Carla. Herbert. Early bird. Worm. Think about it. Pull, Wanda. Pull.

Principal Todd Moss If you'll all check your itineraries, you'll see that this is the only stop we're making between now and Washington. So I suggest you take care of whatever necessities come to mind. Now, I'm setting the alarm on my watch for ten minutes. When this alarm goes off, the bus will leave with or without you.

Principal Todd Moss Well, now that you've enlightened me as to the real problem here, perhaps you should tell the President about your concerns. In fact, I think you should all pool your ideas together. I want you to draft a 500-word letter to the President on what you'd like the Government to do in order to save our education system. Now, Mr. Diplo will be in charge today. Mr. Diplo, I've given these students an assignment. Make sure they finish it by 1:00. If they're not finished, they can stay later.

Alan I’m Alan Lombardo: stage 3 lymphoma. Pleased to meet you.

Mitch Mitch Barnett, metastatic prostate cancer.

Adam Oh, I’m Adam Lerner, ].

Alan Whoa, what the fuck is that?

Mitch Tough break. The more syllables, the worse it is.