The Bat Whispers - Ouija Board and Bible Conversation
Cornelia van Gorder:
Get the Ouija board.
Lizzie Allen:
It's got the Bible on top of it, keeping it quiet.
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The Bat Whispers - Suspicion Surrounds New Gardener's True Identity
Lizzie Allen:
That new gardener, I don't like his looks, suppose'n he's the Bat?
Cornelia van Gorder:
I know he's not a gardener, because uticaria is hives, rubeola is measles, and alopecia is baldness.
Lizzie Allen:
And knowing all this, you're going to let him stay here?
Cornelia van Gorder:
I will, until I find out why my niece brought him here.
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The Bat Whispers - Setting a Trap for the Bat
Cornelia van Gorder:
Now what on Earth are you doing?
Lizzie Allen: [throws a trap on a chain out the window]
I'm setting a bear trap for the Bat, in case he decides to come flying around here. And I've got the other end fastened to the bed.
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The Bat Whispers - Trust Issues in a Haunted House
Cornelia van Gorder:
Who did that?
The Caretaker:
I don't know... this house gets on my nerves, they won't let me sleep.
Lizzie Allen:
Don't trust him, caretaker means servant... Bat!
Cornelia van Gorder:
Who won't let you sleep?
The Caretaker: [a loud scream is heard]
The ghosts... he slams doors, and there's no one there to slam them... he opens windows, and I can't see nothing... he rolls things down the stairs, and there's no one there to make them roll... that ain't all, he whispers to me, from behind the wall. Listen, he's here again... stay here long enough, you'll see.
Lizzie Allen:
Let's go back to the city.
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The Boogie Man Will Get You - Nostalgic Reflections on a Childhood Memory
Winnie Slade: [about Professor Billings]
Isn't he a dear?
Amelia Jones:
Even when he was a baby, he never cried - not even when we dropped him.
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The Boogie Man Will Get You - Debate Over Hair Restoration Claims
Amelia Jones:
Everybody in this town knows you made your fortune on snake oil hair restorer.
Dr. Lorenz:
Well, what's wrong with that? Where's the hair follicle that can resist 2000 international units of Vitamin A? Where is it?
Prof. Nathaniel Billings: [Bending over and pointing to a spot on top of his head]
Right here.
Dr. Lorenz: [Examining it]
Hmmm! Oh, hardening of the skull!
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To Be or Not to Be - The Impact of Ignorance in Marriage
Anna:
What a husband doesn't know won't hurt his wife.
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Among the Living - Cultural Differences in Affection and Personal Space
Mrs. Pickens:
I had one of them Frenchmen living here last year. Honest to goodness every time you'd turn round, that Frenchman was grabbin your hand and kissing until he'd like to pull the skin off.
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