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Maureen Lipman Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Maureen Lipman

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The Pianist
Financial Strain in Difficult Times
FATHER Five thousand and three.
MOTHER Is that all?
FATHER Yes, five thousand and three zlotys, that's all we've got left.
REGINA It's three thousand and three zlotys too much,
MOTHER What are we supposed to do with the rest?
HALINA Deposit it in a bank. Blocked account.
HENRYK Banks? Who'd be stupid enough to deposit money in a German bank?
HALINA We could hide the money. Look here. Can hide the money in flowerpot.
FATHER No, no, no. I'll tell you what we'll do. We'll use tried and tested methods. You know what we did in the last war? We made a hole in the table leg and we hid the money in there.
HENRYK And suppose they take the table away?
MOTHER What d'you mean, take the table away?
HENRYK The Germans go into Jewish homes and they just take what they want, furniture, valuables, anything.
MOTHER Do they?
FATHER Idiot! What would they want with a table?
MOTHER What on earth are you doing?
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The Pianist
A Dinner Conversation Amidst Tension
MOTHER Please, tonight, for once, I don't want anything bad talked about. Let's enjoy our meal.
HENRYK Fine, then I'll tell you something funny. You know who I mean by Dr. Raszeja?
REGINA The surgeon?
HENRYK The surgeon. Well, for some reason, don't ask me why, the Germans allowed him into the ghetto to perform an operation...
HALINA On a Jew? They allowed a Pole to come in to operate on a Jew?
HENRYK Who's complaining? He got a pass, that's all I know. Anyway, he puts the patient to sleep and starts the operation. He'd just made the first incision when the SS burst in, shoot the patient lying on the table, and then shoot Dr. Raszeja and everybody else who was there. Isn't that a laugh? The patient didn't feel a thing, he was anaesthetised.
MOTHER I said nothing bad, Henryk.
HENRYK What's the matter with you all? Have you lost your sense of humour?
SZPILMAN It's not funny.
HENRYK Well, you know what's funny? You're funny with that ridiculous tie.
SZPILMAN What are you talking about, my tie? What's my tie got to do with anything? I need the tie for my work.
HENRYK Your work? Yes, yes, work. Playing the piano for all the parasites in the ghetto.
SZPILMAN Parasites...
HENRYK Parasites.
MOTHER Boys, boys
HENRYK They don't give a damn about people's suffering.
SZPILMAN You blame me for their apathy, right?
HENRYK I do, because I see it every day. They don't even notice what's going on around them.
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The Pianist
A Family Gathering and Unexpected Guests
MOTHER Good, they're here. Yitzchak Heller's been waiting for you, Henryk.
HENRYK What's this about?
MOTHER Sit down, have tea, I'll start lunch when the girls get back.
HENRYK So, what are you doing here?
FATHER He brought cakes. His father's back in the jewellery business and doing well, isn't that so, Yitzchak? Amazing. Jewellery.
HELLER We're recruiting.
HENRYK Who's recruiting?
HELLER Don't be clever with me, Henryk. I've come here as a friend. They're bringing Jews in from all over the country. Soon there'll be half a million people in the ghetto. We need more Jewish police...
HENRYK Oh? More Jewish police? You mean you want me to wear a cap like yours, beat up Jews with my truncheon and catch the Gestapo spirit. I see!
HELLER Someone's got to do it, Henryk.
HENRYK But why me? I thought you only recruited boys with rich fathers. Look at my father, look at us, I mean...
HELLER Yes, I'm looking at you and that's why I'm here. Your whole family can have a better life. You want to go on struggling for survival, selling books on the street?
HENRYK Yes, please.
HELLER I'm doing you people a favour. And what about you, Wladek? You're a great pianist. And we've got an excellent police jazz band. They'd welcome you with open arms. Join us. You've got no work!
SZPILMAN Thank you. But I've got work.
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