Max HuangQuotes

Kano: [Kung Lao picks up an egg roll with chopsticks; Kung Lao brings the chopsticks to Kano's direction, but takes it back and takes a bite out of it; Jax and Sonya chuckle while Kano is angry] Topknot! At the end. What's his name? Kung Pow? Pass me a fucking egg roll, will ya? There you go, good boy.

Kung Lao: [Jax and Sonya chuckle again] Maybe you should lay off the egg rolls, seeing how you wouldn't be ready to fight (even) if you had 100 days to train. I'll dumb it down for you... Fat lazy pig.

Kano: [angrily] What did you say?

Kung Lao: Terrible Fighter. Zero skill.

Kano: You got a death wish, mate?

Kung Lao: Combat takes intelligence. But you...you're like a dog. A dog who fails his training classes.

Kano: Well, how about I take that stupid fucking sombrero you're wearing and shove it so far up your ass that you start speaking Spanish? How does that sound?

Kung Lao: You can try.

Kano: I just fucking might!

Liu Kang: Let me ask you this: why would you jeopardize the goodwill of the only chance of your survival?

Kano: Princess, why don't you try being one of them silent monks?

Liu Kang: No no, you misunderstand; he is here to save you because you cannot save yourself.

Kano: Oh, fucking here we go (again).

Liu Kang: [Sonya chuckles again; Kano gets even more angry] You're like an aggressive little bunny—soft and useless. Angry, mentally, physically. You should bend your knees before this man.

Kano: [stands up; Kung Lao angrily puts down the chopsticks and stands up] I have a better idea. How about the two of you get on your knees and take turns sucking my sack? Do you have any fucking idea who you're talking to? I'm wanted in over 35 countries for shit you fucking ballerinas couldn't even imagine.

Liu Kang: [puts down his chopsticks also] You're angry.

Kano: Oh, fucking nothing gets by you doesn't it?!

Liu Kang: [stands up] Good. You should be.

Kung Lao: You failure.

Kano: [Kano's right eye suddenly fires a laser, which bounces around the room and busts through a window. Everyone is shocked and Kano is stunned that he awakened his arcana; Kung Lao nods; laughs uproariously] Failure"? Fucking failure? Let me educate you, motherfucker! I'm Kano! Of the Black fucking Dragon! And who are you you two, huh? You're some fucking cave-dwelling hippie, twirling his anal beads, taking orders from this Wu Shu wanker who wears a hubcap as a helmet! Now sit down, shut up, AND PASS ME A FUCKING EGG ROLL!!!! That was it, wasn't it? You all saw that? A laser beam! It's better than fireballs, ya pussy!