The Benchwarmers - Childhood Bullying and Humorous Mishaps
Gus: [to Nelson]
Hey. Are you the kid who got farted on earlier?
Mel:
Yes. This is my son Nelson. He's become quite the fart magnet for the neighborhood bullies.
Nelson:
I also get a healthy smear of animal turds twice daily.
Clark:
When I was your age, Fairy Jerry dumped a bucket of dog poop on me.
Nelson:
His son just did that to me last week!
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