Memorable Quotes from Max Showalter
3 quotesCauses of Stroke in Older Adults
Dr. Tad Johns
As far as we know, in a man that age, only two things can cause stroke: violent anger, or fear.
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Awkward Family Moments and Growing Up
Grandma Helen
Oh Sam, let me look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies.
Grandpa Fred
I better go get my magnifying glass.
[chuckles]
Grandma Helen
Oh, and they are so perky.
Samantha
I can't believe my Grandmother actually felt me up.
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Secrets and Surprises at the Dance
Randy
I was going to tell you something, but, maybe I shouldn't. It's pretty bad.
[on the phone]
Samantha
You may as well. Nothing could shock me anymore.
Randy
Last night at the dance, my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear.
Howard Baker
Geez! I hate that rock n roll rubbish!
[startled by the scream]
Grandpa Fred
Well, I'm afraid it's here to stay, Howie.
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