Memorable Quotes from Maynard Eziashi
2 quotesMisunderstandings in Communication and Identity
Ace Ventura
Tell them what I'm saying. I come in peace!
[faces the Wachootoo]
Ouda
White Devil say, "I will harm you.
[in poorly-translated Wachootoo; The Wachootoo look suspicious]
Ace
I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. Did you just refer to me as "White Devil"?
[to Ouda]
Ouda
This is how they know you.
Ace
Leave that part out from now on! I represent the princess!
[to Wachootoo]
Ouda
I am a Princess.
[in poorly-translated Wachootoo; tribesmen look confused; one young man eyes Ace with interest]
Ace
War is hell. The last thing we want... is a fight!
Ouda
I want to fight, so go to hell." The chief said, "If you pass all Wachootoo tests, you do not die.
[in poorly-translated Wachootoo; The Wachootoo roar in anger; the Chief speaks to Ace]
Ace
Kooky!
[observes the Wachootoo for a moment]
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Unexpected Ingredients in a Delightful Dish
Ace Ventura
Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious, and the pottery is lovely.
Ouda
It's made from guano.
Ace Ventura
Guano. Sounds so familiar.
[licking the remains of the fruit paste from the bottom of the bowl]
Fulton Greenwall
Bat droppings.
Fulton Greenwall
Guano is their chief resource, they use it to make many things in the village.
Ace Ventura
... Yummy!
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