Mean Girls 2 - Friendship Betrayal Among Mean Girls
Abby Hanover:
Is it true?! Did my dad pay you to be friends with me?!! Well, Quinn finally got her big story. And not only that; she also quoted Mandi as a witness.
Jo Mitchell: [to Quinn]
But... why would Quinn do such a thing like this? How could you?! I was gonna tell Abby everything.
Quinn Shinn:
Let's face it, Jo. The Plastics are the originals, and they don't have to pay anyone to be their friend.
Jo:
No! You just sold out your friends for free!
Abby:
Oh, what, like you sold me out? God, I trusted you! And this is how you repay me!! You know what? You can go to hell, Jo Mitchell! I wish I never even met you!
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Mean Girls 2 - The Last Remaining Plastic in Mean Girls 2
Jo Mitchell: [voice-over]
With Chastity and Hope down, there was only one Plastic left.
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Mean Girls 2 - Spa Mishap Leads to Unwanted Transformation
Jo Mitchell: [voice-over; [w:Wicked Witch of the West|Wicked Witch of the West]
For Hope, who'd been a hypochondriac since contracting mono from a water fountain, we said goodbye to Mandi's "no bodily fluids" rule. Hope booked an emergency healing massage and seaweed facial. Unfortunately, there was a mix-up at the spa, and Hope ended up resembling the ]. It still hadn't faded after an entire weekend.
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Mean Girls 2 - Disbanding the Plastics: The Anti-Plastics Initiative
Jo Mitchell: [voice-over]
And we didn't just stop there. Abby, Quinn and I set out to disband the Plastics once and for all. We called ourselves the Anti-Plastics. Not very original, but it got the point across. We gathered our forces. But as the Anti-Plastics grew, Mandi started recruiting for her side. It was time to break apart the founding members, starting with Chastity. So we simply tipped Principal Duvall. Her weakness: a raging libido.
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Mean Girls 2 - Focus on Yourself, Not Others' Lives
Jo Mitchell:
Not everything is about you, Mandi. Especially not my love life. At least I have one. Where's your boyfriend on your birthday?
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Mean Girls 2 - Navigating Awkward High School Situations
Jo Mitchell: [voice-over]
There are times in your life when you find yourself in very awkward situations. And this would be one of those moments. But I swear, it's not like I'm selling my kidney or anything. Although, that would have been less painful. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Let me start at the beginning. This is my dad. Dad built engines for race cars. And so did I. Ignore the pigtails. I was more naive back then. Because of his work, I changed schools two times a year for the past eight years. This doesn't make me a loner with a highly evolved defense mechanism or anything. OK, fine, it does. Today, everything was about to change. It was my first day at North Shore High, the last stop before Carnegie Mellon University, my dream school. My rules of survival were simple: Don't stand out, never raise your hand in class and watch your back at all times. New town, same school, same parking lot. Everyone obsessed with the freedom of their first car. It's an identity, like the muscle cars who think they own the road, and check out every passing vehicle. Smart cars who don't fit in. The "I'm so perky I might shake off my tube top" cutesy cars. And then there's the most dangerous vehicle on the road, the high-performance, high-maintenance sports cars. If they liked you, your life was all green lights. If they didn't, you were nothing more than a wreck on the side of the road. At North Shore, they were called the Plastics, and Mandi Weatherly was the number one Plastic. She dotted her name with a signature heart above the "i". Probably because she didn't actually possess that organ. Her two sidekicks were Chastity Meyer, who was stupid enough to hit a home run with any boy willing to play, and Hope Plotkin, uber-hypochondriac, who believed that germs led to ugliness, and ugliness led to death. And thus, my number one rule for survival: no girl drama. Actually, no drama, period. And in high school, an already embarrassing moment can go from bad... to worse.
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