Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day - Unexpected News About Phillip Parker's Party
Paul Dumphy:
Dude, I've been looking everywhere for you. Have you heard about Phillip Parker?
Alexander:
I don't want to hear anything more about his amazing party.
Paul Dumphy:
No, it's cancelled.
Alexander:
What?
Paul Dumphy:
Yeah, he woke up with chicken pox. He texted me this picture. These things are everywhere.
Alexander:
Oh.
Paul Dumphy:
They're even in his butt crack.
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