The Little Rascals - Loan Denied to Hardworking Family
Spanky:
Thank you my good man!
Mr. Welling: [writing]
Six kids, hardworking father, honest and trustworthy. Loan...denied.
Spanky:
Hello, my good man.
Mr. Welling:
Gentlemen, uh, have a seat.
Spanky: [to Froggy, who is holding him up under the coat]
Can we sit down?
Froggy:
Are you kidding?
Spanky:
We can't sit down my good man.
Mr. Welling:
And what may I do for you?
Stymie:
We wanna take out a hefty loan.
Mr. Welling:
Course, of course. Do you have an account with us?
Stymie: [nods]
And how!
Mr. Welling:
What is your account...number?
Spanky:
Uh, seven.
Mr. Welling:
Seven?...seven?
Froggy:
Try eight.
Spanky:
Eight?
Mr. Welling: [pulls the fake beards on Stymie and Spanky]
Heard enough.
Spanky and Stymie:
Ouch!
Mr. Welling:
If you were my kids, I'd punish you!
Mr. Welling:
Leave the premises post haste!
Spanky:
You can't treat people this way, Mister!
Mr. Welling:
You're not people, you're kids!
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Robin Hood: Men in Tights - Royal Rights and Marital Customs
Rabbi Tuckman:
Excuse me, King. Why, if you like this guy so much, do you object to his marrying Maid Marian?
King Richard: [hands the rabbi his sword]
I have no objection, but I have not yet kissed the bride. It is a custom, and my royal right. Hold this, Father.
Rabbi Tuckman:
Rabbi.
King Richard:
Whatever.
Rabbi Tuckman: [impressed]
It's good to be the king.
King Richard: [voice squeaking]
Now... you may marry them!
Rabbi Tuckman:
Thank you. Here's your knife.
King Richard:
Sword.
Rabbi Tuckman:
Whatever.
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Robin Hood: Men in Tights - Encountering Robin Hood and His Merry Men
Robin Hood:
You've just entered the territory of Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
Rabbi Tuckman: [makes a suggestive wave of his hand]
Faigelehs?
Robin Hood:
No, no, we're straight, just merry.
Rabbi Tuckman:
As I. And who are you, with the exceptionally long feather in your hat?
Robin Hood:
I am Robin of Loxley.
Rabbi Tuckman:
Robin of Loxley? I've just come from Maid Marian, the woman whose heart you've stolen, you prince of thieves, you! I knew her parents before they were taken in the plague, Lord and Lady Bahgel. You know, you two were made for each other. I mean, what a combination. Loxley and Bahgel! It can't miss!
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