Memorable Quotes from Mel Welles
6 quotesIntroduction of Characters in Conversation
Burson Fouch
My name is Burson Fouch.
Gravis Mushnick
Excellent. I am Gravis Mushnick.
Burson Fouch
Oh, that's a good one.
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Decision on Eating in the Shop
Gravis Mushnick
I'll wrap them for you.
Burson Fouch
No, that's all right. I'll eat em here.
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A Chance to Resurrect or Quit
Audrey Fulquard
Why don't you give him a chance to resurrect himself?
Gravis Mushnick
I give him chance to quit!
Seymour Krelboyne
I ain't gonna quit!
Gravis Mushnick
You're a brave boy. You're fired.
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Questioning Leads to Denial
Det. Sgt. Joe Fink
We just want to ask you a few questions.
Gravis Mushnick
I didn't do it.
Det. Frank Stoolie
Do what?
Gravis Mushnick
Whatever.
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The Perils of Poison Ivy in Business
Burson Fouch
I remember in one flower shop there was a whole wall covered with poison ivy, and people came from miles around to look at that wall — and they stayed to buy.
Gravis Mushnick
And the owner got rich?
Burson Fouch
No. He scratched himself to death in an insane asylum.
Siddie Shiva
Oh! That was my cousin Harry!
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Misunderstanding in a Business Conversation
Seymour Krelboyne
Did you call me, Mr. Mushnick?
Gravis Mushnick
No, I was calling John D. Rockefeller for to make a loan on my Rolls Royce!
Seymour Krelboyne
Sorry I said it.
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