Jason X - Challenge of Masculinity in Relationships
Janessa:
Why don't you just admit it? You want me.
Tsunaron:
I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.
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Jason X - Humor in the Face of Intelligence
Tsunaron:
How does he function with a brain that small?
Janessa:
Way manages.
Waylander:
That's very funny.
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Jason X - Frustration Expressed in Challenging Situation
Janessa: [right before she is sucked out into space through the metal grate, shredding her]
Oh, this sucks on so many levels!
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Jason X - A Warning About Pants Preservation
Janessa:
Just... don't wreck my pants.
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Jason X - Facing the Inevitable End
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Jason X - Tension Escalates in Life-or-Death Situation
Kinsa:
He's here!
Rowan:
Be quiet!
Kinsa:
But if he's here, he'll kill us.
Rowan: [covers Kinsa's mouth]
Be quiet! One more sound, and I'll snap your neck myself. Got it?
Janessa:
She's good with people.
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Jason X - Morning Attitude in Jason X
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Jason X - A Cautious Suggestion in Uncertain Times
Rowan:
I don't think he's out there...
Janessa:
Why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek?
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Jason X - Identifying the Creature's Face in Jason X
Janessa:
What the hell is that?
Lowe:
My god, he's a monster. Can anyone tell me what's on his face?
Janessa:
Some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?
Tsunaron:
It's a hockey mask.
Lowe:
Very good, Tsun.
Janessa:
What's a hockey mask?
KAY-EM 14:
Facial armor used in a sport outlawed in 2024.
Lowe:
Amazing. Absolute museum quality. We are looking at the find of the century, here.
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