Memorable Quotes from Mena Suvari
2 quotesTeenage Curiosity and Bold Claims
Angela
And then he just pulled down his pants, you know, like say hello to ].
[[w:human penis|Mr. Happy]
Teenage girl #1
Gross.
Angela
It wasn't gross. It was kind of cool.
Teenage girl #2
So did you do it with him?
Angela
Of course I did! He's a really well-known photographer. He shoots for ] on like, a regular basis. It would've been so majorly stupid of me to turn him down.
[[w:Elle (magazine)|Elle]
Teenage girl #1
You are a total prostitute.
Angela
Hey, that's how things really are. You just don't know cause you're this pampered little suburban chick.
Teenage girl #1
So are you! You've only been in ] once, and you looked fat, so stop acting like you're god damn ]!
[[w:Seventeen (magazine)|Seventeen; [w:Christy Turlington|Christy Turlington; ''Makes a stop-telling-lies-and-grow-up face and then walks away with friend'']
Angela
Cunt! I am so sick of people taking their insecurities out on me!
[''To the two teenage girls''; ''To self'']
Jane Burnham
Oh, my God! That's the pervert who filmed me last night!
[''Sees Ricky getting dropped off at school and points at him'']
Angela Hayes
Him? Jane. No way. He's a total lunatic!
Jane Burnham
You know him?
Angela Hayes
Yeah. We were on the same lunch shift when I was in ninth grade, and he would always say the most random, weird things, and then one day, he was just like, gone. And then, Connie Cardullo told me he his parents had to put him in ].
[[w:Psychiatric hospital|a mental institution]
Jane Burnham
Why? What did he do?
Angela Hayes
What do you mean?
Jane Burnham
Well, they can't put you away just for saying weird things.
Angela Hayes
You total slut. You've got a crush on him!
[''Stares at Jane, realizes and then breaks out in a teasing smile'']
Jane Burnham
What?! Please!
Angela Hayes
You were defending him! You love him! You want to have like, ten thousand of his babies!
Jane Burnham
Shut up.
[''Realizes Ricky is suddenly standing in front of her'']
Ricky Fitts
Hi. My name's Ricky. I just moved next door to you.
Jane Burnham
I know. I kinda remember this really creepy incident when you were filming me last night?
Ricky Fitts
I didn't mean to scare you. I just think you're interesting.
[''Angela shoots a wide-eyed look at Jane, oblivious to her'']
Jane Burnham
Thanks, but I really don't need to have some psycho obsessing about me right now.
Ricky Fitts
I'm not obsessing. I'm just curious.
[''Looks at her intently, Jane looks away, Ricky smiles and then walks off'']
Angela Hayes
What a freak. And why does he dress like ]
[[w:Mormon missionary|a Bible salesman?]
Jane Burnham
He's like, so confident. That can't be real.
Angela Hayes
I don't believe him. I mean, he didn't even like, look at me once.
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Time Constraints in a Brief Meeting
Kimmie
I should let you know that Mr. Heiss will only be available to meet for about five minutes, so we should hurry up and cut to the point. Um, and speak in short sentences because he has the attention span of a ] on ].
[[w:ferret|ferret; [w:crystal meth|crystal meth]
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