Memorable Quotes from Michael Angarano
8 quotesA Choice Between Power and Friendship
Jade Warlord
The seeker from the prophecy. Not quite what I expected.
Jason Tripitikas
A man is dying on Song Mountain. I need the elixir.
Jade Warlord
The power to save a life for the power to rule a kingdom, a most generous offer. This man, a good friend?
Jason Tripitikas
And a good teacher.
Jade Warlord
The man who honors his teacher honors himself.
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The Importance of Active Listening
Jason Tripitikas
I can't understand you!
Lu Yan
That's because you're not listening!
[in English, when he previously spoke in a Chinese dialect]
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A Son's Perspective on His Father's Legacy
Will Stronghold
You look at them and see the defenders of the world. All I see is my dad. Wearing tights.
[voiceover]
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Debating the Risks of Pool Skating
Sid
He said "Sid, are you high? a pools's for swimming
[the Z-Boys want to drain and skate Sid's pool]
Jay
Just tell him we'll fill it back up when we're done.
Sid
He said if you guys get hurt, you'll sue him.
Jay
We wont sue him.
Sid
He said... your parents will.
Stacy
Dude. Our parents can't even afford lawyers.
Tony
Hey, hey man let me talk to him.
Sid
hey man,the only Mexicans my father talks to push lawn-mowers.
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A Challenge in Physical Education
Speed
Why don't we settle this in P.E.?
Will Stronghold
Settle what?
Ethan
You're on! If Will beats you in "Save the Citizen", you lay off the sidekicks for the rest of the year.
Zach
Yeah! And if he loses, you can dunk Ethan's head in the toilet every day till graduation.
Ethan
Yeah. Huh?!
Lash
You got yourself a deal.
Will
Guys, are you crazy? No freshman ever won "Save the Citizen", and those guys are undefeated!
Layla
And you barely know how to use your powers! Sorry. Not helping.
[the others glare at her]
Zach
Will, you have no choice. You can't let them dunk Ethan's head in the toilet. Not again. The dunking… must end.
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Journey to Free the Monkey King
Jason Tripitikas
How long as he been imprisoned?
Lu Yan
Five hundred years, give or take a few decades.
Jason
So how do I get home?
Lu Yan
You must return the staff you Five Elements Mountain, you must free the Monkey King!
Jason
I can't free the Monkey King. I gotta get home
Lu Yan
(ignoring Jason for the moment) Innkeeper, more wine!
Jason
Geez, don't you think you had one too many?
Lu Yan
Wine is my inspiration. In some parts, I'm known as a poet. Gan bei. (Mandarin for cheers')
Lu Yan
In other parts, I'm known as a beggar.
[gently moves the innkeeper towards Jason for him to pay]
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Unexpected Romantic Encounter with an Elderly Woman
Will Stronghold
Oh, my gosh. I made out with an old lady.
[After realizing who Royal Pain really is]
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Understanding Potential and Personal Conflict
Daniel Culp
I know you're a nice guy.
Christopher Archer
So why do you hate me?
Daniel Culp
Because I know what you can become.
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