Memorable Quotes from Michael Badalucco
3 quotesA Conversation About Hair
Ed
Frank.
Frank
Huh?
Ed
This hair.
Frank
Yeah.
Ed
You ever wonder about it?
Frank
Whuddya mean?
Ed
I don't know... How it keeps on coming. It just keeps growing.
Frank
Yeah-lucky for us, huh, pal?
Ed
No, I mean it's growing, it's part of us. And we cut it off. And we throw it away.
Frank
Come on, Eddie, you're gonna scare the kid.
Ed
...I'm gonna take his hair and throw it out in the dirt.
Frank
What the...
Ed
I'm gonna mingle it with common house dirt.
Frank
What the hell are you talking about?
Ed
I don't know. Skip it.
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A Heist Announcement in Itta Bena
George Nelson
Okay, folks, hold the applause and drop your drawers! I'm George Nelson, and I'm here to sack the city Itta Bena!
Delmar
He's a live wire, though, ain't he?
George Nelson
All the money in a bag! What are you looking at, Grandpa?
[approaches the tellers]
Everett
Pardon me, George. You got a plan for getting out of here?
George Nelson
Sure, boys. Here's my plan. They ain't never seen ordinance like this! Thank you, folks! And remember, Jesus saves, but George Nelson withdraws! Go fix the auto voiture, Pete.
[tosses the money bag to Everett; opens his jacket to reveal sticks of dynamite, then laughs; to the crowd; laughs]
Woman
Is that Babyface Nelson?
[whispers to the man next to her]
George Nelson
Who said that? What ignorant, lowdown, slanderizin SON OF A BITCH SAID THAT??!! My name is GEORGE NELSON! GET ME?!
[approaches the woman; the woman nods in fear]
Delmar
She didn't mean nothing by it, George.
George Nelson
GEORGE NELSON! NOT "BABYFACE"!!! You remember! And you tell your friends! I'm George Nelson! Born to raise hell!
[fires a shot in the air, then leaves with Everett, Pete, and Delmar]
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Unexpected Conversations Among Unlikely Companions
George Nelson
Any of you boys know your way around a Walter P.P.K.?
Delmar
Well, you see, that's where we can't help you. I don't believe it's in Mississippi. Friend, some of your folding money has come unstowed.
[notices dollar bills flying out of George's bag]
George Nelson
Just stuff it down that sack there, will you? You boys aren't bad men, I take it?
Delmar
Well, it's funny you should ask. I was bad until yesterday, but me and Pete here have been saved. I'm Delmar, and that there's Everett.
George Nelson
George Nelson. It's a pleasure. Grab the tiller, will ya, buddy? Hand me that chopper!
[opens the car door; the police are catching up to the group; laughs]
Delmar
Say, what line of work you in, George?
[hands George his gun]
George Nelson
COME AND GET ME, COPPERS!!! You flat-footed, lame-brain, soft-ass sons of bitches! NO ONE CAN CATCH ME! I'M GEORGE NELSON!!! I'm bigger than any John, live or limp! I'm 10.5 feet tall, and ain't yet fully grown! Cows... I hate cows worse than coppers!
[laughing maniacally and firing his gun; sees a herd of cows in a field; turns his gun on the cows and starts shooting at them]
Delmar
Oh, George... Not the livestock.
George Nelson
Come on, you miserable, salaried sons of bitches! COME AND GET ME!
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