The Man Who Wasn't There - A Conversation About Hair
Ed:
Frank.
Frank:
Huh?
Ed:
This hair.
Frank:
Yeah.
Ed:
You ever wonder about it?
Frank:
Whuddya mean?
Ed:
I don't know... How it keeps on coming. It just keeps growing.
Frank:
Yeah-lucky for us, huh, pal?
Ed:
No, I mean it's growing, it's part of us. And we cut it off. And we throw it away.
Frank:
Come on, Eddie, you're gonna scare the kid.
Ed:
...I'm gonna take his hair and throw it out in the dirt.
Frank:
What the...
Ed:
I'm gonna mingle it with common house dirt.
Frank:
What the hell are you talking about?
Ed:
I don't know. Skip it.
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? - A Heist Announcement in Itta Bena
George Nelson:
Okay, folks, hold the applause and drop your drawers! I'm George Nelson, and I'm here to sack the city Itta Bena!
Delmar:
He's a live wire, though, ain't he?
George Nelson: [approaches the tellers]
All the money in a bag! What are you looking at, Grandpa?
Everett:
Pardon me, George. You got a plan for getting out of here?
George Nelson: [tosses the money bag to Everett; opens his jacket to reveal sticks of dynamite, then laughs; to the crowd; laughs]
Sure, boys. Here's my plan. They ain't never seen ordinance like this! Thank you, folks! And remember, Jesus saves, but George Nelson withdraws! Go fix the auto voiture, Pete.
Woman: [whispers to the man next to her]
Is that Babyface Nelson?
George Nelson: [approaches the woman; the woman nods in fear]
Who said that? What ignorant, lowdown, slanderizin SON OF A BITCH SAID THAT??!! My name is GEORGE NELSON! GET ME?!
Delmar:
She didn't mean nothing by it, George.
George Nelson: [fires a shot in the air, then leaves with Everett, Pete, and Delmar]
GEORGE NELSON! NOT "BABYFACE"!!! You remember! And you tell your friends! I'm George Nelson! Born to raise hell!
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? - Unexpected Conversations Among Unlikely Companions
George Nelson:
Any of you boys know your way around a Walter P.P.K.?
Delmar: [notices dollar bills flying out of George's bag]
Well, you see, that's where we can't help you. I don't believe it's in Mississippi. Friend, some of your folding money has come unstowed.
George Nelson:
Just stuff it down that sack there, will you? You boys aren't bad men, I take it?
Delmar:
Well, it's funny you should ask. I was bad until yesterday, but me and Pete here have been saved. I'm Delmar, and that there's Everett.
George Nelson: [opens the car door; the police are catching up to the group; laughs]
George Nelson. It's a pleasure. Grab the tiller, will ya, buddy? Hand me that chopper!
Delmar: [hands George his gun]
Say, what line of work you in, George?
George Nelson: [laughing maniacally and firing his gun; sees a herd of cows in a field; turns his gun on the cows and starts shooting at them]
COME AND GET ME, COPPERS!!! You flat-footed, lame-brain, soft-ass sons of bitches! NO ONE CAN CATCH ME! I'M GEORGE NELSON!!! I'm bigger than any John, live or limp! I'm 10.5 feet tall, and ain't yet fully grown! Cows... I hate cows worse than coppers!
Delmar:
Oh, George... Not the livestock.
George Nelson:
Come on, you miserable, salaried sons of bitches! COME AND GET ME!
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