Memorable Quotes from Michael Cerveris
2 quotesBetrayal and Ambition in Dark Relationships
Mr. Tiny
Careful. The first step is a big one. Oh, I know. You miss- the one known as Darren. You feel betrayed, abandoned- you're a loyal friend. Unlike him.
[''Pauses'']
Steve
Darren was a loyal friend.
Mr. Tiny
Oh, really? What if I told you he's still alive? He's taken your place, stealing your dreams! Oh, I know. You dream of killing people, drinking their blood! You dream of leading a great, bloodthirsty army!
Steve
Who the hell are you?
Mr. Tiny
I'm Mr. Tiny.
Steve
Are you a vampire?
Mr. Tiny
Oh, I'm not a vampire. I'm not a vampeneze. I'm... an aficionado. I want to see a marvelous war!
Steve
What do you want from me, you freak?
Mr. Tiny
Oh, I'm not a freak. I despise freaks! Can a freak travel back and forth between life and death? I think not. Can a freak create new life from rotting flesh and souls? Please! Can a freak bring about the Apocalypse, and rule the world? No. Sadly neither can I. Not without help.
[''Visibly annoyed''; ''Looks pointedly at Steve'']
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The Influence of Postal Workers on Violence
Frank
Guns don't kill people - postal workers do.
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