Michael Higgins Quotes

Mr. Gierasch Be seated, gentlemen. It appears that someone in this class cheated on yesterday's history exam. Today is Saturday. Your next class is on Monday. Therefore, we are faced with a rather bleak situation. If the guilty party does not come forward, or is not identified by then, I shall be forced to fail the entire section.

Chris Reese Isn't that unfair, sir? Only one of us cheated.

Mr. Gierasch We have all been dishonored by this person and I will not tolerate it.

David Green How can you be sure that someone cheated, sir?

Mr. Gierasch I would prefer to keep the evidence to myself for the time being.

Rip Van Kelt Can't you just throw out the old test and give us a new one?

Mr. Gierasch And pretend that no one cheated? But someone did cheat. Whoever did this has robbed you of your honor. If I ignore it, he will have robbed me of mine as well. I leave it in your hands, gentlemen.