Yellowbeard - A Question of Worth and Value
Flower Girl:
Will you give me two farthings for a lump of shit?
Dan: [kneels down so he's at her level]
What?
Flower Girl:
Will you give me two farthings for a lump of shit?
Dan:
No.
Dr. Gilpin:
Society is to blame.
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Theatre of Blood - Life and Death Misconceptions
George Maxwell:
You... It's you! But you're dead!
Edward Lionheart:
No. Another critical miscalculation on you part. I am well. It is you who are dead.
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Theatre of Blood - Discussion on a Censored Review
George Maxwell:
That damn editor's cut the best part of my review!
Mrs. Maxwell:
So I noticed, dear. You ought to have a chat with him.
George Maxwell:
My most provocative comment, too, where I said the leading lady attacked her role with both hands and strangled it to death.
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Scrooge - Consequences of Interference in Human Matters
Jacob Marley:
Look to see me no more. But look here, that you may remember for your own sake what has passed between us!
Ebenezer Scrooge:
Why do they lament?
Jacob Marley:
They seek to interfere for good in human matters, and have lost their power forever.
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The Wind in the Willows - Toad's Promise and the Allure of Cars
Badger:
Do you mean to say you don't promise never to touch a motorcar again?
Toad: [puts on his driving goggles]
On the contrary! I faithfully promise that the first motor car I see... Poop-poop!
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