Memorable Quotes from Michael Hordern
5 quotesLife and Death Misconceptions
George Maxwell
You... It's you! But you're dead!
Edward Lionheart
No. Another critical miscalculation on you part. I am well. It is you who are dead.
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Discussion on a Censored Review
George Maxwell
That damn editor's cut the best part of my review!
Mrs. Maxwell
So I noticed, dear. You ought to have a chat with him.
George Maxwell
My most provocative comment, too, where I said the leading lady attacked her role with both hands and strangled it to death.
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A Question of Worth and Value
Flower Girl
Will you give me two farthings for a lump of shit?
Dan
What?
[kneels down so he's at her level]
Flower Girl
Will you give me two farthings for a lump of shit?
Dan
No.
Dr. Gilpin
Society is to blame.
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Consequences of Interference in Human Matters
Jacob Marley
Look to see me no more. But look here, that you may remember for your own sake what has passed between us!
Ebenezer Scrooge
Why do they lament?
Jacob Marley
They seek to interfere for good in human matters, and have lost their power forever.
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Toad's Promise and the Allure of Cars
Badger
Do you mean to say you don't promise never to touch a motorcar again?
Toad
On the contrary! I faithfully promise that the first motor car I see... Poop-poop!
[puts on his driving goggles]
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