Michael J. FoxQuotes

Ferret Man: Want to buy a ferret?

Jamie: No, thanks.

Ferret Man: Loose joints. Genuine Hawaiian sens. His name is Fred...

A.J.: Better call the printer, Lewis.

Lewis Rothschild: I know, we gotta rewrite the State of the Union.

A.J.: Every word, kid. It's a whole new ballgame. You have exactly 35 minutes.

Lewis Rothschild: Oh, good, I thought I was gonna be rushed.

Lewis Rothschild: I tell any girl I'm going out with to assume that all plans are soft until she receives confirmation from me thirty minutes beforehand.

Robin McCall: And they find this romantic?

Lewis Rothschild: Well, I say it with a great deal of charm.

Lewis Rothschild: At least let the agents do a security sweep. We don't know who's in there!

President Andrew Shepherd: You think there's a florist in there planning an assassination on the the off-chance that I might be stopping by?

Lewis Rothschild: ...It's possible.

Patti Rasnick: Well well well. They finally got to you. Welcome to the line up. Mom, Reverend Ansley. The whole gang, telling Patti what she can do.

Joe Rasnick: What about Benji?

Patti Rasnick: Already packed.

Joe Rasnick: Go. Go with my blessing.

Patti Rasnick: I will.

Joe Rasnick: Go, go blow out the fucking walls! But you're not taking Benji on the road, not with that metal band.

Patti Rasnick: He's my son, remember?

Joe Rasnick: He's staying here.

Patti Rasnick: With you? With mom?

Joe Rasnick: If necessary.

Patti Rasnick: What's your problem? You want be so clean, so one day you don't have to shit? Benji comes with me!

Private Eriksson: This goddamn thing's turnin us on our heads, man! I mean, Just because any of us at any second might be blown away, everybody's acting like we can do anything, man! And it don't matter what we do! But I'm thinkin maybe it's the other way around. You know, maybe the main thing is just the opposite. Because we might be dead in the next split second, we gotta be extra careful what we do. Jesus, man, maybe it matters more than we even know.

Frank Bannister: The chicken was not scary, Stuart. The chicken was stupid.

Sergeant Hiles: [The ghosts all gasp and fall back into their graves] What in the hell is going on out here?! Get back in your graves!

Frank Bannister: Aw, son of a-!

Sergeant Hiles: Holy Jesus! Frank Bannister!

Frank Bannister: Go ahead, I'll handle this.

Sergeant Hiles: [pause] What in the hell are you doing in my graveyard?! You have been told to stay away! SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!

Frank Bannister: Yeah, well, it's a public place, Hiles.

Sergeant Hiles: [throws a punch; Frank tries to hit back but is unable to; He changes into a heavily armed Marine with two M60 machine guns; He starts firing his guns everywhere so that all the spirits duck back into their graves] I do not like you! You cannot bring your spooks in here without MY PERMISSION! DISAPPEAR, SCUMBAG! I am not one of your shitty little emanations, Bannister! You cannot push spirits around! You are scum! Using spooks to put the Frighteners on people! THAT MAKES ME PHYSICALLY ILL! We got a lot of lowlives around here! And I will provide an armed responses at the first signs of trouble! They must be contained!

Frank Bannister: [hurries away] Catch you later, Hiles.

Sergeant Hiles: Hey! My tour of duty runs another 85 years! There's a piece of dirt with your name on it, Bannister! I'm waiting for you, you little maggot!

Dr. Lucy Lynskey: Boy that Dammers guy, he sure looks pissed.

Frank Bannister: [without realizing] Yeah.

Dr. Lucy Lynskey: Well sometimes Frank, you see when you go through a traumatic experience, it kind of alters your perception.

Jason Stone: [''To Jerry Ross''] When the Martians land, will the press have access? Can we do interviews?