Roxanne - Inappropriate Compliments Amidst Firefighting Equipment
Chris McConnell: [to Roxanne]
Your breasts, they're like melons. No, no, they're like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?
Andy:
That's our new computer. We can pinpoint any fire in town with that. It's perfect for us, because, you know, we're the fire department.
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House of 1000 Corpses - Tensions Rise Among Unlikely Characters
Captain Spaulding:
Mary fucking Moses! Ya all get the fuck outa here.
Killer Karl:
Cool it Clowney. Keep your paws where I can see them.
Richard Wick:
Yeah, d-don't move or I'll b-blast a hole the size of a k-Kansas City watermelon through your ugly-ass b-bozo face.
Captain Spaulding:
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Killer Karl:
Go grab that other asshole out of the shitter and drag his ass back in here.
Richard Wick:
Right.
Captain Spaulding:
You miserable motherfucker, I ought to leap over this counter and bash your fucking balls in.
Killer Karl:
All right, Tippy, hand over the cash box and I might leave your brains inside your skull.
Captain Spaulding:
Well, I'll tell you what, Ski King, why don't you just take your Mama home some chicken and then I won't have to stuff my boot all up in ya ass.
Killer Karl:
I don't like chicken. And, I hate clowns. Put that shit down. PUT IT DOWN! fine That is it! I'm gonna count to ten and you're gonna hand over all the cash, or I'm gonna splater your grease paint mug all over from here to the state line! One.
Captain Spaulding:
Fuck yo mama.
Killer Karl:
Two.
Captain Spaulding:
Fuck yo sister.
Richard Wick:
What are we gonna do?
Stucky:
Hey, I know you. You work down at the hardware store. right? Richard Wick right?
Richard Wick:
Shut your trap.
Killer Karl:
Quiet down both of you! Three.
Captain Spaulding:
Fuck yo grandma.
Stucky:
Hey I remember now all the guys make fun out of you. They call you Little Dick Wick.
Richard Wick:
Shut up!
Stucky:
Little Dick Wick played with his prick, don't his smell just make you sick?
Richard Wick:
Stop singing I hate that song.
Killer Karl:
Put your Fucking mask back on. fuck it!
Captain Spaulding:
Most of all fuck you! Goddamn motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit.
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