Back to School - Identifying the Right Person in a Crowd
Player #1:
Hey, Lutz! You know who I am?
Derek: [the football player picks up Derek by his shirt]
Um, let me see. Uh, protruding supra-orbital ridges. Small cranium. Uh, 1300 cc brain. Hmmm. Neanderthal Man!
Player #1: [to Jason]
You. I want you to call his mother. You tell her he's never coming home.
Jason Melon:
Whoah. Hold it, hold it. You sure you even got the right guy? I mean, look how many people got blue hair these days. You know?
Player #1:
Shut up, meat-head!
Thornton Melon:
Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head.
Player #1:
Yeah? Wanna make something of it?
Thornton Melon:
Oh, no, no. I never get physical. I just get upset. And when I get upset...
Thornton Melon: [points at Lou]
HE gets physical.
Lou: [stepping up to the player]
You got a problem?
Player #1:
No. I haven't got a problem.
Lou:
Well, now you do.
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