Michael McLafferty Quotes

Rich Man: Well, this is gonna be a whole lot easier if we can get a few volunteers.

One-Armed Man: Easier for who? You?

Rich Man: Look, we gotta take control of this situation and this is the best way.

Lawyer: I mean, hey, if we're all gonna die, it might as well be on our own terms.

One-Armed Man: Yeah, yeah, that'll teach those fuckin aliens.

Husband: Hey, we're doing what we can, man.

Lawyer: Yeah, it's the best idea we got.

One-Armed Man: Then you volunteer.

Lawyer: I don't see you stepping forward.

One-Armed Man: [points to the Pregnant Lady] We should all step forward. I mean, everybody but her.

Atheist: [sarcastically] So mass suicide, then? That's great. Let's do that.

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Cop: Hey! Hey!

Tattooed Man: Who, me?

Cop: Yeah, don't I know you?

Lawyer: [stares at tattooed man; grins] Huh. I wonder why?

Cop: [points to tattooed man] No, seriously. He asked if we knew anyone in here. I know him.

Tattooed Man: I don't know you, man.

Cop: You're a mechanic in North Hollywood. Raul. Raul Jimenez. I remember you.

Cancer Survivor: What did he do?

Tattooed Man: I didn't do shit. He's lying, man.

Cop: He beat the shit out of his girlfriend. Really bad. At least I think it was his girlfriend. Hopefully, not anymore.

Tattooed Man: Come on, man. You serious?

Cancer Survivor: [to cop] Are you sure it was him?

Cop: Yeah. I remember him cause of that tattoo under his right eye. That teardrop. See it?

Tattooed Man: Fuck you, man.

Cancer Survivor: [to tattooed man] What's it for?

Tattooed Man: [looks at cop] It's for my cousin. He got shot. By a pig like you.

Cop: Yeah, and it's my fault you guys are criminals.

Tattooed Man: He was sixteen.

Cop: One less criminal on the street.

Tattooed Man: Fuck you, man.

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