Michael Nesmith Quotes

Testy True Quick! Suck it before the venom reaches my heart.

Mike WHAT heart?

Mike I'll have a finger sandwich, hold the mold.

Davy And, uh, I'd like a glass of cold gravy with a hair in it, please.

Mrs. Ace One of your own?

Peter Hey, Mike, son of a gun, a millionaire at 25.

Mike Ask me how does it feel.

Peter What?

Mike Ask me how does it feel.

Peter How does it feel?

Mike I'll tell you how it feels. I don't like it, that's how it feels! I don't like surprises, I don't like all these people jumping around and shouting, wha - I don't even wanna HEAR what you're saying! Because you know what you're saying to me? You're saying "Happy Birthday" and you're jumping out of the walls and it's scaring me to death, and I'm supposed to be HAPPY about that.

Micky Aww, come on, Mike. Be a good sport.

Mike Well, WHO NEEDS IT? Who needs surprises, and pajamas. You want to throw a birthday party, you don't kidnap me, you send me an invitation. Besides, I probably would have been happier where I was, sleeping. "Happy birthday"... HAH! And I'll tell you something else too: the same thing goes for Christmas. Well, how bout THEM apples!