Head - A Millionaire's Question on Life's Feelings
Peter:
Hey, Mike, son of a gun, a millionaire at 25.
Mike:
Ask me how does it feel.
Peter:
What?
Mike:
Ask me how does it feel.
Peter:
How does it feel?
Mike:
I'll tell you how it feels. I don't like it, that's how it feels! I don't like surprises, I don't like all these people jumping around and shouting, wha - I don't even wanna HEAR what you're saying! Because you know what you're saying to me? You're saying "Happy Birthday" and you're jumping out of the walls and it's scaring me to death, and I'm supposed to be HAPPY about that.
Micky:
Aww, come on, Mike. Be a good sport.
Mike: [embarrassed murmur from party guests; shocked gasps from the guests]
Well, WHO NEEDS IT? Who needs surprises, and pajamas. You want to throw a birthday party, you don't kidnap me, you send me an invitation. Besides, I probably would have been happier where I was, sleeping. "Happy birthday"... HAH! And I'll tell you something else too: the same thing goes for Christmas. Well, how bout THEM apples!
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Head - Unconventional Food Orders in Dialogue Scene
Mike: [ordering at the studio commissary]
I'll have a finger sandwich, hold the mold.
Davy:
And, uh, I'd like a glass of cold gravy with a hair in it, please.
Mrs. Ace: [sarcastically]
One of your own?
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Head - A Race Against Time and Heartache
Testy True: [holding out her snake-bitten finger]
Quick! Suck it before the venom reaches my heart.
Mike:
WHAT heart?
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