Slap Shot - The Challenge of Team Dynamics
Reggie Dunlop:
Lard ass Barkley Donaldson. You all saw what happened. Stick down, gloves off, he challenged the Chiefs. Called us names, CALLED US NAMES! But Dave was there.
The Hansons: [in unison]
Dave's a killer!
Johnny Upton:
Dave's a mess...
Reggie Dunlop:
But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?
Ned Braden:
Is the answer Jesus?
Reggie Dunlop: [glares at Braden; looks directly to the Hansons]
Okay, guys. Show us what you got!
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Slap Shot - Establishing Presence on the Ice
Reggie Dunlop:
Let em know you're there! Get that stick in their side, let em know you're there! Put some lumber in their teeth, let em know you're there!
Ned Braden: [sarcastically]
Bleed all over em, let em know you're there.
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Slap Shot - Commentary on Team Dynamics and Appearances
Johnny Upton:
They're horrible looking.
Reggie Dunlop:
Don't look at me; it was McGrath's doing, not mine.
Johnny Upton:
What the old man trade for these assholes, a used puck bag? Watch Braden, he's gonna do something.
Ned Braden:
Hi. Are you guys brothers?
Johnny Upton: [laughs]
Are you guys brothers... What a life!
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Slap Shot - Learning to Put Out More in Relationships
Reggie Dunlop:
She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on.
Ned Braden:
They teach you how to underline in college.
Reggie Dunlop:
Not the fuck scenes, they don't. Braden, you gotta learn to put out more, you know what I mean?
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Slap Shot - Team Dynamics and Personal Quirks in Hockey
Ned Braden:
You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Jim Carr:
I may be bald, but at least I'm not chicken-shit!
Denis Lemieux: [discussing hockey rules and customs, in broken English]
Icing appen when dee puck come down... Bang! You know... before dee udder guy. Nobody dere. My h'arm go comme ça, den dee game stop den start h'up.
Denis Lemieux:
My h'allergy to those fucking fans, you know, has returned.
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