Memorable Quotes from Michael Ontkean
5 quotesThe Challenge of Team Dynamics
Reggie Dunlop
Lard ass Barkley Donaldson. You all saw what happened. Stick down, gloves off, he challenged the Chiefs. Called us names, CALLED US NAMES! But Dave was there.
The Hansons
Dave's a killer!
[in unison]
Johnny Upton
Dave's a mess...
Reggie Dunlop
But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?
Ned Braden
Is the answer Jesus?
Reggie Dunlop
Okay, guys. Show us what you got!
[glares at Braden; looks directly to the Hansons]
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Establishing Presence on the Ice
Reggie Dunlop
Let em know you're there! Get that stick in their side, let em know you're there! Put some lumber in their teeth, let em know you're there!
Ned Braden
Bleed all over em, let em know you're there.
[sarcastically]
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Learning to Put Out More in Relationships
Reggie Dunlop
She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on.
Ned Braden
They teach you how to underline in college.
Reggie Dunlop
Not the fuck scenes, they don't. Braden, you gotta learn to put out more, you know what I mean?
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Commentary on Team Dynamics and Appearances
Johnny Upton
They're horrible looking.
Reggie Dunlop
Don't look at me; it was McGrath's doing, not mine.
Johnny Upton
What the old man trade for these assholes, a used puck bag? Watch Braden, he's gonna do something.
Ned Braden
Hi. Are you guys brothers?
Johnny Upton
Are you guys brothers... What a life!
[laughs]
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Team Dynamics and Personal Quirks in Hockey
Ned Braden
You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Jim Carr
I may be bald, but at least I'm not chicken-shit!
Denis Lemieux
Icing appen when dee puck come down... Bang! You know... before dee udder guy. Nobody dere. My h'arm go comme ça, den dee game stop den start h'up.
[discussing hockey rules and customs, in broken English]
Denis Lemieux
My h'allergy to those fucking fans, you know, has returned.
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