National Lampoon's Vacation - Frustration in a Desert Journey
Clark:
We passed a gas station every 10 yards for 1,000 miles, but when you really need one, you end up walking your ASS off! This is no way to run a desert! HA!!
Cowboy:
What an asshole.
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