Memorable Quotes from Michael Zegen
5 quotesMemories of Euro Disco's Decline
Benji
Yup. I was there when Serge Gainsbourg died.
Caroline
Weren't you like, eight?
Benji
Yeah. It was the end of Euro disco.
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The Challenge of Being Undateable
Benji
Are you still undateable?
Frances
Oh yes, very undateable.
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Perceptions of Age and Youth
Frances
Do I look old to you?
Benji
No. Yes. How old?
Frances
Older than I am. Older than 27?
Benji
No. 27 is old, though.
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A Day of Simple Joys and Achievements
Benji
I think it's a great day. I ate an egg bagel that Lev's slut made me. I internet-acquired three pairs of very rare Ray Bans. I'm doing awesome.
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Class Distinctions in Everyday Conversations
Frances
I'm poor.
Benji
That's offensive to actual poor people.
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