Memorable Quotes from Michaela Watkins
2 quotesStruggles with Personal Choices and Relationships
Jack Cunningham
She has other things maybe she ought to be worrying about instead of worrying about how much I drink. I mean, she needs to worry about staying out of her fucking refrigerator.
Beth
Nice.
Jack Cunningham
She's losing a huge war against the refrigerator.
Beth
What are you talking about? Jack...
Jack Cunningham
She needs to find the fucking treadmill.
Beth
Stop it. That is so mean. She's my friend.
Jack Cunningham
Well, she should mind her business.
Beth
Okay.
Jack Cunningham
That's why I don't come here, cause it always turns to... Which one of the 20 bedrooms am I supposed to be staying in?
[angrily shoves a beer can off the counter]
Beth
Take the second one on the left.
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Uncomfortable Humor in Social Situations
Rick
Hey, here he is, my homeless brother. Where's your cardboard box? And Linda, my god, ah - your body is ridonculous. Purrr.
Marissa
Rick I think you're making everybody uncomfortable.
Rick
Oh, everybody knows what I mean.
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