The Way Back - Struggles with Personal Choices and Relationships
Jack Cunningham:
She has other things maybe she ought to be worrying about instead of worrying about how much I drink. I mean, she needs to worry about staying out of her fucking refrigerator.
Beth:
Nice.
Jack Cunningham:
She's losing a huge war against the refrigerator.
Beth:
What are you talking about? Jack...
Jack Cunningham:
She needs to find the fucking treadmill.
Beth:
Stop it. That is so mean. She's my friend.
Jack Cunningham:
Well, she should mind her business.
Beth:
Okay.
Jack Cunningham: [angrily shoves a beer can off the counter]
That's why I don't come here, cause it always turns to... Which one of the 20 bedrooms am I supposed to be staying in?
Beth:
Take the second one on the left.
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Wanderlust - Uncomfortable Humor in Social Situations
Rick:
Hey, here he is, my homeless brother. Where's your cardboard box? And Linda, my god, ah - your body is ridonculous. Purrr.
Marissa:
Rick I think you're making everybody uncomfortable.
Rick:
Oh, everybody knows what I mean.
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