Memorable Quotes from Michelle Rodriguez
25 quotesLow-Flying Learjet Sparks Curiosity Among Officers
Chris Sanchez
Did they build an airport downtown in the past two days?
Daniel "Hondo" Harrelson
I don't think so, Sanchez, why?
Sanchez
That Learjet on your right. It's flying real low.
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Eden's Unexpected Windfall Comment
Eden
There's like a thousand dollars in here. I feel like your pimp!
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Transformation and Uncertainty Among Friends
Holga
So she did become a deer.
Edgin
Only at the very end. Are you absolutely sure about Sofina?
[to Doric]
Doric
I saw her markings.
Simon
No wonder I couldn't counter her Time Stop.
Edgin
Forge knew all along he's got my daughter in there with a Red Wizard.
Doric
The vault is protected by something called "Morty Caiman's Arcane Seal".
Simon
Mordenkainen?
Doric
Yeah, that's it.
Simon
Oh, pity!
[disbelief]
Edgin
What?
Simon
If the vault has Mordenkainen's Seal, we're not getting in. It's impenetrable.
Holga
Can't you just open it with ]?
[[magic]
Simon
Okay, here we go. I hate how everyone thinks that you can solve any problem with magic. There are limits. This isn't some bedtime story. This is the real world.
Doric
So there's no way to open it?
Simon
Well, I mean, if I was one of the world's most powerful sorcerers, so no. Or if we had the Helm of Disjunction.
Edgin
The what?
[gets the idea]
Simon
It's a helmet that disables all nearby enchantments. But it doesn't matter. That thing went missing ages ago. We're done.
[gets up]
Edgin
Huh? C'mon! What's the problem? We can find the helmet.
[follows Simon]
Simon
Even if we could, I couldn't use it without attuning to it, which I'm terrible at.
Edgin
Oh, you can do it. I know you can.
Simon
You saying that doesn't make it so.
Edgin
Yeah, but you saying it does.
Simon
But I can't.
Edgin
Yes you can.
Simon
But I won't.
Edgin
Just say it.
Simon
No!
Edgin
Ugh, fine. Can we just keep this between us? I don't wanna hurt the group's morale.
[walks to sit back down]
Simon
What morale?
[sits back down as well]
Doric
Holga knows where the helmet is.
Edgin
You do?
[looks at Holga]
Holga
My tribe fought the Cult of the ] over it at the Evermoors. We can just ask them where it went.
[[Dragon]
Simon
That ] was a century ago. They're all dead.
[[battle]
Holga
So ask them with magic.
Doric
He just made a whole speech how he can't fix everything with magic.
Simon
Actually, that is something I can do.
[he admits it; Holga chuckles in approval, as if to say "I told you so."]
Doric
You can bring back the dead?
[shocked]
Simon
I can't, uh, bring them back, but I have this token that lets me ask corpses some questions and then they go back to being dead.
Doric
Yuck.
Simon
Yeah, it's fairly horrible.
Edgin
It's fairly wonderful. We're off to the Evermoors. Thank you, Simon, for the drinks.
[he and Holga get up]
Simon
Oh, what? No...
Holga
Just pay it with magic.
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Confusion Over Plans in Strategy Discussion
Edgin
The Games have started. We're going to Plan C.
[hears the horn that signals the High Sun Games]
Simon
Oh, buttocks. What's Plan C?
Edgin
Plan C is we go back to Plan A. We're gonna attune to the helmet.
[turns and points to Simon]
Holga
Why don't you just call it Plan A?
Edgin
Plan A has a stink on it.
Simon
You know darn well I can't attune to the thing.
[losing his temper]
Edgin
That's not true! You couldn't attune to it. Look at me. Look at me! Huh? Do you remember that job in Loudwater? You couldn't spider-climb until Jolym sicked his dog on you. And when we robbed the spear of Aoth Fezim, your Stone Skin spell failed until the arrows were inches away. Even in Triboar, you flipped the ] of the whole theater!
[[gravity]
Doric
You did?
[amazed]
Simon
By accident. It was wild magic and that only happened because they were gonna kill me.
[embarrassed]
Edgin
Exactly! Look, you are at your strongest when you think you're at your weakest. But you deliver. You're gonna get into that vault, okay? Not because you can, but because you must.
[pats Simon on the cheek]
Doric
I'm gonna keep chipping away. If I can get a quarter inch, I'll be able to squeeze through as a worm.
Edgin
As a worm! A-as a worm! Perfect! Do you see this? Now we have a Plan D if Plan C fails.
Holga
Isn't Plan D just Plan B again?
Edgin
Plan B has a stink too.
Simon
It all stinks.
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Trust and Danger in Decision-Making
Kira
Why can't I come?
Edgin
Sorry, Kira, this one's too dangerous.
Kira
Then--Then you shouldn't go. We have everything that we need.
Edgin
Not yet. But this is the last one. Trust me.
[hugs Kira and walks off]
Holga
Chin up, bug. We'll be right back.
[walks off]
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Job Loss and Team Decisions at Lanakai
Manager of Lanakai
You can pick up your last paycheck next week, surf's up Anne Marie!
Anne Marie
Please don't suspend me.
Manager
I'm not suspending you, I'm firing you!
Eden
Well, if she's fired, I quit!
Lena
Me too!
Anne Marie
So you're seriously firing all of us?
Manager
No, I'm firing you, they quit, so don't get any ideas about ]!
[[w:Unemployment benefits|collecting unemployment]
Anne Marie
Seriously, guys, don't quit! We need to make rent.
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Survivor Discovered in Resident Evil Encounter
Rain Ocampo
J.D., we got a survivor!
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Strategizing for the Vault Heist
Holga
How bout this: we use the Hither-Thither staff to get into the vault.
Simon
No, I've explained this. You can't Hither-Thither into a room you can't see.
Holga
I'm not saying that. I'm saying we put the portal on something and then sneak that thing into the vault.
Edgin
Mm, the only thing going in that vault is ].
[[treasure]
Holga
So we put the portal on some treasure.
Edgin
Forge did say the richest men in Baldur's Gate and Waterdeep are bringing loot to the city. They'll be traveling the High Road. We could catch one of their convoys.
Doric
There'll be dozens of guards.
Edgin:
Yeah, but the guards will guarding against people taking things out of their wagon, not putting them in! Holga, I could kiss you!
Holga
Try it.
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Contrasting Views on Survival and Threats
Rain Ocampo
That homicidal bitch killed my team.
Alice
That homicidal bitch may be our only way out of here.
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Control and Confrontation in Crisis
Red Queen
Ah, There you are. Things, I gather, have gone out of control.
Rain Ocampo
Give me that fucking switch! Right now I'm gonna fry her ass!
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Confidence in the Face of Challenge
Eden
These waves are for the big boys.
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Injury from a Zombie Attack
Rain Ocampo
She bit me, man. She took a chunk clean right outa me.
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Letty Ortiz Asserts Dominance in Confrontation
Letty Ortiz
I smell skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?
[looks at women hitting on Dom; sniffs]
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Discovery of a Cure Amidst Doubt
Alice
There's a cure!
Rain Ocampo
I was beginning to worry.
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The Importance of Adaptability in Planning
Doric
What is it, exactly, that you bring to this?
Edgin
Me? I'm a planner. You know, I make plans.
Doric
You've already made the plan, so what value do you have now?
Edgin
If the plan fails, the existing plan, I make a new plan.
Doric
So you make plans that fail.
Edgin
No.
Holga
He also plays the lute.
Edgin
Holga, not relevant.
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Trust Issues Among Allies
Edgin
Keep your guard up. I don't trust this guy.
[referring to Xenk]
Holga
Even though he's helping us?
Edgin
Ah, he's got something up his sleeve.
Xenk
The only thing up my sleeve is my arm.
Edgin
How could he hear that?
[whispering]
Xenk
I hear that as well.
Edgin
I hate you.
[Xenk smirks]
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Reflections on Temporary Connections and Lasting Impressions
Eden
He's leaving in a few days with a tan. And what are you going to be left with? A pair of shoes?
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Conflict Between Eden and Kala
Eden
How bout you crawl back into the cave you came from...
Kala
Yeah, how bout I knock you on the head and take you back with me!
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Fast Food Preferences and Conflicts
Vince
Yo! Try Fatburger from now on! You can get yourself a Double Cheese with fries for $2.95, faggot!
Brian
I like the tuna here.
Vince
Bullshit, asshole. No one likes the tuna here!
Brian
Yeah, well I do.
Mia
Jesus Christ, Dom, would you get out of there please? I'm sick of this shit! I'm not kidding, Dom get out there!
[to Dom at the back office]
Dom
What you put in that sandwich?
Mia
That's really funny!
[sarcastically]
Letty Ortiz
Dom!
Dom
Aight.
[goes out and breaks up the fight]
Brian
Hey, man. He was in my face.
Dom
I'm in your face. Relax! Don't push it! You embarrass me!
[Vince charges at Brian, but Leon and Jesse restrain him.]
Leon
Get over there!
[pushes Vince back to his car.]
Dom
Jesse, give me the wallet. "Brian Earl Spilner." Sounds like a serial killer name. Is that what you are?
[Jesse picks up Brian's wallet from the ground and hands it to Dom. Dom reads Brian's faux driver's license.]
Brian
No, man.
Dom
Don't come around here again.
[hands Brian his wallet and walks back to his grocery shop.]
Brian
Hey, man, you know, this is bullshit!
Dom
You work for Harry, right?
[turns around and points at Brian's work truck.]
Brian
Yeah, I just started.
Dom
You were just fired!
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Urgent Journey to Safety
Kira
A-a trip?
Forge
Yes. Something urgent has come up, but if we leave now, we'll be safe.
Kira
Safe from what?
Forge
What is this?
[looks at unconscious guards]
Edgin
This is an ambush. On the boat you were gonna use to escape from Neverwinter.
Kira
Dad...?
Edgin
Hi, honey. Hey, Forge, why don't you tell her what this is?
[holds the Tablet of Reawakening]
Forge
I don't know.
[shrugs]
Edgin
It's the Tablet of Reawakening, Kira. It's the reason why I left you.
Holga
Your dad's been telling you the truth, bug. It's Uncle Forge who's been feeding you lies.
Forge
It's rubbish. It's just rubbish.
[laughs nervously]
Edgin
Come with me, Kira. We'll go home, bring back Mom. We can be a family again.
Forge
You're not taking my money. Put down the tablet and get off my ship. All of you. Now!
[pulls out a knife and points at Kira]
Edgin
Okay, okay, okay.
Kira
What are you doing?!
[panicked]
Forge
It's alright. Shush, my darling, be quiet.
Edgin
It's going down. Just don't hurt her.
[puts the tablet down]
Forge
See that, Kira? Your father knows me. He knows I'm prepared to do terrible things to get what I want, even to those I care about most. In the end, that's all that separates the beggar...
[referring to Edgin; Holga spots a potato]
Holga
Nobody hurts my bug.
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Unexpected Resilience and Friction Between Allies
Rain Ocampo
I'm not dead yet.
Rain Ocampo
I think I'll have that back.
Alice
I could kiss you, you bitch!
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Post-Escape Plans and Personal Hygiene
Rain Ocampo
When we get out of here... think I'm gonna get laid.
Matt Addison
Yeah, you might want to clean up a little bit first.
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Conflict Among Friends Over Responsibilities
Anne Marie
Penny didn't ].
[[w:homework|finish her homework]
Penny
You weren't here to help me.
Anne Marie
She's got to do her homework.
Eden
Don't give us shit cause you were out there working it.
Anne Marie
Shut up.
Lena
Don't deny it. You were working it like ].
[[w:Ribs (food)|a rib without the sauce]
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Surviving Against All Odds
J.D. Salinas
I shot her five times. How was she still standing?
Rain Ocampo
Bitch isn't standing now.
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A Moment of Realization and Reflection
Trudy Chacon
You should see your faces.
[while flying past the floating Hallelujah Mountains]
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