Michelle RodriguezQuotes

Eden: How bout you crawl back into the cave you came from...

Kala: Yeah, how bout I knock you on the head and take you back with me!

Anne Marie: [[w:homework|finish her homework] Penny didn't ].

Penny: You weren't here to help me.

Anne Marie: She's got to do her homework.

Eden: Don't give us shit cause you were out there working it.

Anne Marie: Shut up.

Lena: [[w:Ribs (food)|a rib without the sauce] Don't deny it. You were working it like ].

Manager of Lanakai: You can pick up your last paycheck next week, surf's up Anne Marie!

Anne Marie: Please don't suspend me.

Manager: I'm not suspending you, I'm firing you!

Eden: Well, if she's fired, I quit!

Lena: Me too!

Anne Marie: So you're seriously firing all of us?

Manager: [[w:Unemployment benefits|collecting unemployment] No, I'm firing you, they quit, so don't get any ideas about ]!

Anne Marie: Seriously, guys, don't quit! We need to make rent.

Eden: There's like a thousand dollars in here. I feel like your pimp!

Eden: He's leaving in a few days with a tan. And what are you going to be left with? A pair of shoes?

Eden: These waves are for the big boys.

Kira: A-a trip?

Forge: Yes. Something urgent has come up, but if we leave now, we'll be safe.

Kira: Safe from what?

Forge: [looks at unconscious guards] What is this?

Edgin: This is an ambush. On the boat you were gonna use to escape from Neverwinter.

Kira: Dad...?

Edgin: [holds the Tablet of Reawakening] Hi, honey. Hey, Forge, why don't you tell her what this is?

Forge: [shrugs] I don't know.

Edgin: It's the Tablet of Reawakening, Kira. It's the reason why I left you.

Holga: Your dad's been telling you the truth, bug. It's Uncle Forge who's been feeding you lies.

Forge: [laughs nervously] It's rubbish. It's just rubbish.

Edgin: Come with me, Kira. We'll go home, bring back Mom. We can be a family again.

Forge: [pulls out a knife and points at Kira] You're not taking my money. Put down the tablet and get off my ship. All of you. Now!

Edgin: Okay, okay, okay.

Kira: [panicked] What are you doing?!

Forge: It's alright. Shush, my darling, be quiet.

Edgin: [puts the tablet down] It's going down. Just don't hurt her.

Forge: [referring to Edgin; Holga spots a potato] See that, Kira? Your father knows me. He knows I'm prepared to do terrible things to get what I want, even to those I care about most. In the end, that's all that separates the beggar...

Holga: Nobody hurts my bug.

Edgin: [hears the horn that signals the High Sun Games] The Games have started. We're going to Plan C.

Simon: Oh, buttocks. What's Plan C?

Edgin: [turns and points to Simon] Plan C is we go back to Plan A. We're gonna attune to the helmet.

Holga: Why don't you just call it Plan A?

Edgin: Plan A has a stink on it.

Simon: [losing his temper] You know darn well I can't attune to the thing.

Edgin: [[gravity] That's not true! You couldn't attune to it. Look at me. Look at me! Huh? Do you remember that job in Loudwater? You couldn't spider-climb until Jolym sicked his dog on you. And when we robbed the spear of Aoth Fezim, your Stone Skin spell failed until the arrows were inches away. Even in Triboar, you flipped the ] of the whole theater!

Doric: [amazed] You did?

Simon: [embarrassed] By accident. It was wild magic and that only happened because they were gonna kill me.

Edgin: [pats Simon on the cheek] Exactly! Look, you are at your strongest when you think you're at your weakest. But you deliver. You're gonna get into that vault, okay? Not because you can, but because you must.

Doric: I'm gonna keep chipping away. If I can get a quarter inch, I'll be able to squeeze through as a worm.

Edgin: As a worm! A-as a worm! Perfect! Do you see this? Now we have a Plan D if Plan C fails.

Holga: Isn't Plan D just Plan B again?

Edgin: Plan B has a stink too.

Simon: It all stinks.

Holga: How bout this: we use the Hither-Thither staff to get into the vault.

Simon: No, I've explained this. You can't Hither-Thither into a room you can't see.

Holga: I'm not saying that. I'm saying we put the portal on something and then sneak that thing into the vault.

Edgin: [[treasure] Mm, the only thing going in that vault is ].

Holga: So we put the portal on some treasure.

Edgin: Forge did say the richest men in Baldur's Gate and Waterdeep are bringing loot to the city. They'll be traveling the High Road. We could catch one of their convoys.

Doric: There'll be dozens of guards.

Edgin:: Yeah, but the guards will guarding against people taking things out of their wagon, not putting them in! Holga, I could kiss you!

Holga: Try it.

Edgin: [referring to Xenk] Keep your guard up. I don't trust this guy.

Holga: Even though he's helping us?

Edgin: Ah, he's got something up his sleeve.

Xenk: The only thing up my sleeve is my arm.

Edgin: [whispering] How could he hear that?

Xenk: I hear that as well.

Edgin: [Xenk smirks] I hate you.

Holga: So she did become a deer.

Edgin: [to Doric] Only at the very end. Are you absolutely sure about Sofina?

Doric: I saw her markings.

Simon: No wonder I couldn't counter her Time Stop.

Edgin: Forge knew all along he's got my daughter in there with a Red Wizard.

Doric: The vault is protected by something called "Morty Caiman's Arcane Seal".

Simon: Mordenkainen?

Doric: Yeah, that's it.

Simon: [disbelief] Oh, pity!

Edgin: What?

Simon: If the vault has Mordenkainen's Seal, we're not getting in. It's impenetrable.

Holga: [[magic] Can't you just open it with ]?

Simon: Okay, here we go. I hate how everyone thinks that you can solve any problem with magic. There are limits. This isn't some bedtime story. This is the real world.

Doric: So there's no way to open it?

Simon: Well, I mean, if I was one of the world's most powerful sorcerers, so no. Or if we had the Helm of Disjunction.

Edgin: [gets the idea] The what?

Simon: [gets up] It's a helmet that disables all nearby enchantments. But it doesn't matter. That thing went missing ages ago. We're done.

Edgin: [follows Simon] Huh? C'mon! What's the problem? We can find the helmet.

Simon: Even if we could, I couldn't use it without attuning to it, which I'm terrible at.

Edgin: Oh, you can do it. I know you can.

Simon: You saying that doesn't make it so.

Edgin: Yeah, but you saying it does.

Simon: But I can't.

Edgin: Yes you can.

Simon: But I won't.

Edgin: Just say it.

Simon: No!

Edgin: [walks to sit back down] Ugh, fine. Can we just keep this between us? I don't wanna hurt the group's morale.

Simon: [sits back down as well] What morale?

Doric: Holga knows where the helmet is.

Edgin: [looks at Holga] You do?

Holga: [[Dragon] My tribe fought the Cult of the ] over it at the Evermoors. We can just ask them where it went.

Simon: [[battle] That ] was a century ago. They're all dead.

Holga: So ask them with magic.

Doric: He just made a whole speech how he can't fix everything with magic.

Simon: [he admits it; Holga chuckles in approval, as if to say "I told you so."] Actually, that is something I can do.

Doric: [shocked] You can bring back the dead?

Simon: I can't, uh, bring them back, but I have this token that lets me ask corpses some questions and then they go back to being dead.

Doric: Yuck.

Simon: Yeah, it's fairly horrible.

Edgin: [he and Holga get up] It's fairly wonderful. We're off to the Evermoors. Thank you, Simon, for the drinks.

Simon: Oh, what? No...

Holga: Just pay it with magic.

Doric: What is it, exactly, that you bring to this?

Edgin: Me? I'm a planner. You know, I make plans.

Doric: You've already made the plan, so what value do you have now?

Edgin: If the plan fails, the existing plan, I make a new plan.

Doric: So you make plans that fail.

Edgin: No.

Holga: He also plays the lute.

Edgin: Holga, not relevant.

Kira: Why can't I come?

Edgin: Sorry, Kira, this one's too dangerous.

Kira: Then--Then you shouldn't go. We have everything that we need.

Edgin: [hugs Kira and walks off] Not yet. But this is the last one. Trust me.

Holga: [walks off] Chin up, bug. We'll be right back.

Chris Sanchez: Did they build an airport downtown in the past two days?

Daniel "Hondo" Harrelson: I don't think so, Sanchez, why?

Sanchez: That Learjet on your right. It's flying real low.

Vince: Yo! Try Fatburger from now on! You can get yourself a Double Cheese with fries for $2.95, faggot!

Brian: I like the tuna here.

Vince: Bullshit, asshole. No one likes the tuna here!

Brian: Yeah, well I do.

Mia: [to Dom at the back office] Jesus Christ, Dom, would you get out of there please? I'm sick of this shit! I'm not kidding, Dom get out there!

Dom: What you put in that sandwich?

Mia: [sarcastically] That's really funny!

Letty Ortiz: Dom!

Dom: [goes out and breaks up the fight] Aight.

Brian: Hey, man. He was in my face.

Dom: [Vince charges at Brian, but Leon and Jesse restrain him.] I'm in your face. Relax! Don't push it! You embarrass me!

Leon: [pushes Vince back to his car.] Get over there!

Dom: [Jesse picks up Brian's wallet from the ground and hands it to Dom. Dom reads Brian's faux driver's license.] Jesse, give me the wallet. "Brian Earl Spilner." Sounds like a serial killer name. Is that what you are?

Brian: No, man.

Dom: [hands Brian his wallet and walks back to his grocery shop.] Don't come around here again.

Brian: Hey, man, you know, this is bullshit!

Dom: [turns around and points at Brian's work truck.] You work for Harry, right?

Brian: Yeah, I just started.

Dom: You were just fired!

Letty Ortiz: [looks at women hitting on Dom; sniffs] I smell skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?

Rain Ocampo: J.D., we got a survivor!

Alice: There's a cure!

Rain Ocampo: I was beginning to worry.

Red Queen: Ah, There you are. Things, I gather, have gone out of control.

Rain Ocampo: Give me that fucking switch! Right now I'm gonna fry her ass!

Rain Ocampo: When we get out of here... think I'm gonna get laid.

Matt Addison: Yeah, you might want to clean up a little bit first.

Rain Ocampo: That homicidal bitch killed my team.

Alice: That homicidal bitch may be our only way out of here.

Rain Ocampo: She bit me, man. She took a chunk clean right outa me.

J.D. Salinas: I shot her five times. How was she still standing?

Rain Ocampo: Bitch isn't standing now.

Rain Ocampo: I'm not dead yet.

Rain Ocampo: I think I'll have that back.

Alice: I could kiss you, you bitch!

Trudy Chacon: [while flying past the floating Hallelujah Mountains] You should see your faces.