National Lampoon's Vacation - Unexpected Costs of an Out-of-Town Trip
Clark:
Okay. What do I owe you?
Assistant Mechanic:
Never heard of no one so shit-all stupid as you drivin off that road. You musta got manure for your brains.
Clark:
Yeah, well, I'm from out of town. What's the bill?
Clark:
Come on, come on, come on. How much?
Mechanic:
How much you got?
Clark:
No, no, I'm asking how much the repairs are.
Mechanic: [threateningly]
And I'm asking you how much you got.
Clark:
You're out of your mind. Look, I don't have time to play around, okay? So how much is it?
Mechanic: [picks up a heavy wrench]
All of it, boy.
Clark:
What does your sheriff think of your business practices?
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