Miguel Ferrer Quotes

Bob Morton You're going to be a bad motherfucker!

Dick Jones Congratulations, Bob. I remember when I was a young executive at this company. We used to call the old man funny names. "Iron Butt", "Boner", once I even called him... "asshole". But there was always respect. I always knew where the line was drawn. And you just stepped over it, buddy-boy. You've insulted me. And you've insulted this company with that bastard creation of yours. I had a guaranteed military sale with ED-209. Renovation program. Spare parts for 25 years. Who cares if it worked or not?

Bob Morton The old man thought it was pretty important... Dick.

Dick Jones You know... he's a sweet old man. And he means well. But he's not gonna live forever. And I'm number two around here. Pretty simple math, huh, Bob? You just... fucked with the wrong guy!

Bob Morton You're out of your fucking mind!

Dick Jones You better pray... that that unholy monster of yours doesn't screw up. I'm cashing you out, Bob Morton.

Donald Johnson Better watch your back, Bob. Jones is gonna come looking for you.

Bob Morton Oh, fuck Jones.

ED-209 Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.

Jones I think you'd better do what he says, Mr. Kinney.

ED-209 You now have 15 seconds to comply. You are in direct violation of Penal Code 1.13, Section 9.

ED-209 You have 5 seconds to comply. 4. 3. 2. 1. I am now authorized to use physical force!

Bob Morton Somebody wanna call a goddamn paramedic?! Let's go, Johnson!

Donald Johnson You pull the plug on this thing?

Donald Johnson Don't touch him. DON'T TOUCH HIM!

Dr. McNamara He didn't hear the gun drop.

Donald Johnson He didn't hear it?

The Old Man Dick, I'm very disappointed.

Dick Jones I'm sure it's only a glitch. A temporary setback.

The Old Man You call this a glitch? We're scheduled to begin construction in six months. Your "temporary setback" could cost us 50 million dollars in interest payments alone.

Bob Morton What are your prime directives?

RoboCop Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the law.

Jim Richardson Umbilicals?

Captain Phillip Laidlaw Clear.

Snyder Check.

Jim Richardson Henweigh?

McBride Henweigh ready.

Snyder Wait, wait, wait, uh, what's a "henweigh?

Jim Richardson Oh, about three to four pounds.

Snyder Very funny, assholes!

Eduardo Ruiz In Mexico, law enforcement is an entrepreneurial activity.