Memorable Quotes from Mike Cerrone
2 quotesUnexpected Situation Involves Chicken and Officer
Officer Stubie
] and police arrived to find him tied to tree with live chicken's head in Would someone please get this chicken out of my ass?
[''To [[w:FBI|FBI agents; [w:gerbiling|rectum]
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Officer Stubie's Vow of Retribution
Officer Stubie
I promise you when I find your old man, I am personally gonna fuck him up!
[''To Charlie/Hank's sons after [[w:anti-police|handcuffing him to door of patrol vehicle]
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