Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 - Sixth Sense vs. Dime Preference
Buford T. Justice:
That is why you gotta have a sixth sense.
Junior:
I'd rather have a dime.
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Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 - Humor in Family Dynamics and Identity
Junior:
Daddy, my face is all white.
Buford T. Justice:
Well, put a little lipstick on, I'll drop you off at a gay bar.
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Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 - A Father's Endearing Term for His Son
Junior:
Does this mean I won't be your little tick turd anymore?
Buford T. Justice:
Son, you'll always be my tick turd.
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Smokey and the Bandit II - Consequences of Associating with Bad Company
Junior:
You know, Daddy, I don't think the Bandit's really bad. I think the trouble is he just got in with real bad company.
Buford T. Justice:
Bad company? Let me tell ya somethin', Junior. When you raid a cathouse, you take the piano player too.
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Smokey and the Bandit II - Urgency in a Busy Moment
Junior:
Daddy, I got to pee-pee.
Buford T. Justice:
Swallow it. I'm busy!
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Smokey and the Bandit II - A Conversation About Gun Preparedness
Buford T. Justice:
Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?
Junior:
When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.
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Smokey and the Bandit II - A Father's Warning to His Son
Junior:
You know, Daddy, I like this place. All the gators and snakes and stuff. Why don't we move down here?
Buford T. Justice:
Why don't YOU move down here?
Junior:
Oh no, Daddy, I ain't NEVER leavin home, that's a promise.
Buford T. Justice:
Don't you ever, EVER threaten yo daddy like that again!
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Smokey and the Bandit II - Unexpected Comparisons in Family Conversations
Junior:
Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator.
Buford T. Justice:
That reminds me; I gotta call yo mama tonight.
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