Mike MohQuotes

Leveque: Great khans, they used to cross these lands. Brutal Killers. It was said if you wanted to find one, you had to step over the dead.

Wagner: The Taxman has a face. No matches in the intelligence databases. They must be running him off the books.

Leveque: Mmm. Clever.

Randy Miller: What's up, babe?

Janet Miller: What's up, Randy, is that your loser arsehole, wife-killing buddy boy here was beating the shit out of Bruce!

Randy Miller: What?

Cliff Booth: Hey, Randy.

Randy Miller: Cliff! What the fuck, man!

Bruce Lee: Let me just say, nobody beat the shit out of Bruce. It was a friendly contest. He barely touched me.

Cliff Booth: I think that dent in the car says something different.

Janet Miller: [looks past Cliff and Bruce] Oh...my God! What the fuck did you do to my car!?

Randy Miller: What the fuck did you do to her car?

Cliff Booth: [gestures to Bruce] threw this little prick into it, but I did not know it was her car.

Janet Miller: [to Cliff, angry] Get the wardrobe off, get your shit and get fucked!

Randy Miller: Janet!

Janet Miller: What?

Randy Miller: I will handle this!

Janet Miller: Then fucking handle it, Randy!

Randy Miller: [to Cliff, calmly] Cliff, get the wardrobe off, get your shit and get off the lot.

Bruce Lee: You're the one with the big mouth, and I would really enjoy closing it, especially in front of all my friends. But my hands are registered as lethal weapons. That means, we get into a fight, I accidentally kill you? I go to jail.

Cliff Booth: Anybody accidentally kills anybody in a fight, they go to jail. It's called manslaughter.

Bruce Lee: You know, you're kinda pretty for a stuntman.

Cliff Booth: That's what they tell me.

Narrator: When you come to the end of the line, with a buddy who is more than a brother and a little less than a wife, getting blind drunk together is really the only way to say farewell.

Marvin Schwarz: [[w:Mannix|Mannix; [w:The Man from U.N.C.L.E.|The Man from U.N.C.L.E.; [w:Batman (TV series)|Batman and Robin; pantomimes the fight choreography] So Rick, who's gonna kick the shit out of you next week? ]? ]? The Girl from U.N.C.L.E.? How about ]? Ping! Pow! Choom! Zoom! Down goes you, down goes your career as a leading man.

Trudi Frazer: I believe it's the job of an actor – and I say actor, not actress because the word actress is nonsensical – it's the actor's job to avoid impediments to their performance. It's the actor's job to strive for one hundred percent effectiveness. Naturally, we never succeed, but it's the pursuit..that's meaningful.

Sadie: Dig it! We all grew up watching TV. You know what I mean? If you grew up watching TV, that means you were watching murder. Every show on TV that wasn't I Love Lucy was about murder. So my idea is: we kill the people who taught us to kill. I mean, where the fuck are we, man? We are in fucking Hollywood, man! The people who an entire generation grew up watching kill people live here and they live in pigshit fucking luxury. I say fuck em! I say we cut their cocks off and make em eat it!

Tex: You two ready to kill some piggies?

Bruce Lee: [[w:Muhammad Ali|Cassius Clay; [w:Sonny Liston|Sonny Liston; [w:Wide World of Sports (American TV program)|Wide World of Sports] Now I admire ], I do. What I admire is, in his sport there is an element of true combat. When Cassius Clay meets ] in the ring, that's not two athletes posturing; that's combat. Two men, trying to kill each other right now. If you don't beat him…he kills you. That's beyond athletics. That's beyond ], you know? That's two warriors engaged in combat; that's what I admire.