Mike Starr Quotes

Crocker You still got that map?

Mickey Yeah.

Crocker Don't lose it. It might be the piece of evidence that gets me off a murder charge.

Mickey Who you gonna kill?

Crocker The son of a bitch who drew that map.

Harold You should try that shit with me sometime.

O'Leary I’ve already taken the liberty of re-issuing your license to kill.

Gloria I hope you don’t think that means you can have some of this cookie because if I offered you some of this cookie, this cookie might kill you.

Honeybee Black Dynamite, I want to thank you for taking care of us when we was down and out, and didn't have no pimp.

Honeybee They replaced the chain on your nunchucks, and oiled the bearings.

Captain Yancy My God, men. Do you know what this means? Do you know whose brother... ? This ghetto is gonna be turned upside-down, I tell you, upside-down. The streets are gonna run crimson with the blood of the men responsible for his brother's death. Man I'm speaking of is a veritable one-man army. And if you get on his bad side, brother, you're done for. It's only a matter of time before he finds out. And when he does, no matter where he is, get ready, gentlemen, because hell's a-coming. Coming, coming, coming...

Rafelli That black son of a bitch! He killed my best dealer! I want Black Dynamite dead, and I want him dead now!

Creamed Corn Stick with me, baby, I'll have you fartin through silk.

Buck What, did you have a few drinks this morning? Huh? Yeah, I think you did.

Pooter-the-Clown What are you? ]? You never touch the stuff?

Buck No, no. It's just that I wouldn't be drinking if I was going to entertain some kids. You know?

Pooter-the-Clown I don't have to take any shit from you! You know who I am? In the field of local-live-home entertainment, I'm a god!

Buck Get in your mouse, and get out of here.

Pooter-the-Clown Hey, you, let me tell you something you low-life, lying, four-flushing, sack-of-shit.

Crocker You slept on the floor huh? We slept outside with the bugs and the wild animals. A bridge nearly killed us. Nobody knows where the hell Redbud is. And we haven't eaten since yesterday morning. So stay the hell out of our way and keep your mouth shut!

Mickey This ain't a bridge. It's termites holding hands.

Harold I just want to know if you're happy. Are you happy? Because I get paid either way.