Memorable Quotes from Mindy Kaling
3 quotesChildhood Food Restrictions and Indulgences
Spencer
Nachos! My mom never lets me eat those, you know, so an order of those. She's banned all sodas from the house, so extra-, extra-, extra-large root beer.
Restaurant Hostess
My mom never let me eat mozzarella sticks.
Spencer
Mine either. Two orders. On to dessert, huh?
Restaurant Hostess
You don't have a tapeworm, do you?
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Young Traveler Asserts Independence in Restaurant
Spencer
I would like a table for one in the "no little sisters" section, please.
Restaurant Hostess
Aren't you a little young to be flying by yourself?
Spencer
Not at all.
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Disappointment Over Unfinished Mozzarella Sticks
Restaurant Hostess
Oh, you've got to be kidding me. He didn't even eat the mozzarella sticks.
[returns to find Spencer gone and the bill has been stolen; sees his IOU note, which reads: "IOU $74.38. Please e-mail my dad at Davenport.sam@gmail.com for payment. P.S. The mozzarella sticks are for you."]
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