Memorable Quotes from Mindy Sterling
1 quoteDr. Evil's Tractor Beam Naming Debate
Dr. Evil
Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H. What?
[Scott snickers]
Scott Evil
Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass.
Dr. Evil
I'm sorry, did you want some ice cream?
Scott Evil
Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass-cream.
Dr. Evil
Perhaps later.
[Somewhat confused]
Number 2
Dr. Evil, I love your plan.
Dr. Evil
Yeah, eh?
Frau Farbissina
Ja, Doktor. It's a really good plan.
Dr. Evil
Yes Frau, on the whole I think Preparation H feels good. What is it now?
[Scott laughs]
Scott Evil
No, nothing, I agree. Preparation H does feel good...on the hole.
Dr. Evil
Well, I’m glad we're sprechen Sie the same lingitty, ja. Ladies and gentlemen, using my time machine I shall travel back to 1975, pick up Goldmember and bring him back to the future. And the best part of this plan is...no one can stop me. Not even...Austin Powers.
[laughs evilly]
Austin Powers
Not so fast. You're surrounded, Doctor Evil.
[arrives with a gun; the police aim their guns at Dr. Evil and Mini-Me]
Dr. Evil
Shit.
[defeated once again]
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