Austin Powers in Goldmember - Dr. Evil's Tractor Beam Naming Debate
Dr. Evil: [Scott snickers]
Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H. What?
Scott Evil:
Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass.
Dr. Evil:
I'm sorry, did you want some ice cream?
Scott Evil:
Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass-cream.
Dr. Evil: [Somewhat confused]
Perhaps later.
Number 2:
Dr. Evil, I love your plan.
Dr. Evil:
Yeah, eh?
Frau Farbissina:
Ja, Doktor. It's a really good plan.
Dr. Evil: [Scott laughs]
Yes Frau, on the whole I think Preparation H feels good. What is it now?
Scott Evil:
No, nothing, I agree. Preparation H does feel good...on the hole.
Dr. Evil: [laughs evilly]
Well, I’m glad we're sprechen Sie the same lingitty, ja. Ladies and gentlemen, using my time machine I shall travel back to 1975, pick up Goldmember and bring him back to the future. And the best part of this plan is...no one can stop me. Not even...Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: [arrives with a gun; the police aim their guns at Dr. Evil and Mini-Me]
Not so fast. You're surrounded, Doctor Evil.
Dr. Evil: [defeated once again]
Shit.
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