Trouble in Paradise - A Playful Farewell Between Friends
Lily:
Goodbye, Gaston darling.
Gaston:
Goodbye, sweetheart.
Lily:
Well, I'll leave you alone with that lady. But if you behave like a gentleman, I'll break your neck.
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Trouble in Paradise - Confrontation Over Hidden Motives and Desires
Gaston:
You're talking like a child. You know exactly what we're here for and what it's all about.
Lily:
This woman has more than jewelry.
Gaston:
Oh!
Lily:
Did you ever take a good look at her, uhm.
Gaston:
Certainly.
Lily:
They're all right, aren't they?
Gaston:
Beautiful. What of it? Let me tell you something. As far as I'm concerned, her whole sex appeal is in that safe.
Lily:
Oh, Gaston. Let's open it right now. Let's get away from here. I don't like this place.
Gaston:
No, no, sweetheart. There's more sex appeal coming on the first of the month. It's only ten days - 850,000 francs.
Lily:
Darling, remember. You are Gaston Monescu. You are a crook. I want you as a crook. I love you as a crook. I worship you as a crook. Steal, swindle, rob. Oh, but don't become one of those useless, good-for-nothing gigolos.
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Trouble in Paradise - The Complexity of Maternal Relationships
Lily:
You see, Mother is dead.
Mme. Colet:
Yes, that's the trouble with Mothers. First you get to like them, and then they die.
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Trouble in Paradise - A Conversation About Affection and Jewelry
Lily:
I like you, Baron.
Gaston: [He returns her brooch pin - after appraising it.]
I'm crazy about you. By the way, your pin.
Lily: [after suddenly noticing she's missing it]
Thank you, Baron.
Gaston:
Not at all. There's one very good stone in it.
Lily: [She allows him to search for his pocket watch before looking startled. She hands it to him from her purse - after resetting it.; He pockets the watch with a smile.]
What time is it? It was five minutes slow but I regulated it for you.
Gaston: [She checks her leg, under the table, and then Gaston holds the garter up high and kisses it to prove his expertise.]
I hope you don't mind if I keep your garter.
Lily: [excitedly, she rises and kisses him, flinging herself into his arms]
Darling! Oh now, darling. Tell me, tell me all about yourself. Who are you?
Gaston:
You remember the man who walked into the Bank of Constantinople, and walked out with the Bank of Constantinople?
Lily:
Monescu.
Gaston:
Gaston Monescu.
Lily:
Gaston!
Gaston:
I love you. I loved you the moment I saw you. I'm mad about you. My little shoplifter. My sweet little pickpocket. My darling.
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Trouble in Paradise - A Game of Deception and Discovery
Gaston:
That's hotel life. In one room, a man loses his wallet, and in another room, a man loses his head.
Lily:
Please! When I came here, it was for a little adventure, a little game which you play tonight and forget tomorrow. Something's changed me; and it isn't the champagne. Oh, the whole thing's so new to me. I have a confession to make to you. Baron, you are a crook. You robbed the gentleman in 253, 5, 7, and 9. May I have the salt?
Gaston: [as he passes the salt]
Please.
Lily:
Thank you.
Gaston:
The pepper too?
Lily:
No thank you.
Gaston:
You're very welcome. Countess, believe me, before you left this room I would have told you everything. And let me say this with love in my heart. Countess, you are a thief. The wallet of the gentleman in 253, 5, 7, and 9 is in your possession. I knew it very well when you took it out of my pocket. In fact, you tickled me. But your embrace was so sweet.
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Trouble in Paradise - Misunderstandings and Complaints in Conversation
Lily: [about her appearance in his room]
By tomorrow, it'll be Grand Canal gossip!
Gaston:
Don't stop. Keep right on complaining. It's beautiful.
Lily:
You know, when I first saw you, I thought you were an American.
Gaston:
Thank you.
Lily:
Someone from another world - so entirely different. Oh! One gets so tired of one's own class - princes and counts and dukes and kings! Everybody talking shop. Always trying to sell jewelry. Then I heard your name and found out you were just one of us.
Gaston:
Disappointed?
Lily:
No, proud. Very proud.
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