Memorable Quotes from Mischa Barton
4 quotesParental Supervision and Relationships Explored
Francesca Fachini
I think you need to come home with me.
Bobby Funke
You know, I'm concerned about the lack of parental supervision at your house.
Francesca Fachini
Yeah? You want to be my daddy?
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Unexpected Encounter in the Men's Room
Bobby Funke
Hey, Francesca.
Francesca Fachini
Hey, Funke.
Bobby Funke
So, what are you doing in the men's room?
Francesca Fachini
Well, I thought I might find a man in here. Are you a man, Funke? I'm just screwing with you. I just need your help.
[moving close; laughs]
Bobby Funke
With what?
Francesca Fachini
Whoever stole the SATs. I need you to find them and get them back. I aced that thing, I know it. I was just in the zone.
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Homecoming Invitation with Mixed Signals
Francesca Fachini
I wanted to thank you for finding the SATs. And for showing me what a douche Paul really is. See, the thing is, I seem to have lost my date to homecoming, and I wanted to know if you'd go with me.
Bobby Funke
You wanna go to homecoming with me?
Francesca Fachini
Well, not like "go" go. I mean, not like for real.
Bobby Funke
Yeah.
Francesca Fachini
It's just everyone already has a date.
Bobby Funke
Right.
Francesca Fachini
Except for the mathletes...and maybe that wrestler with the jock itch on his face. So yeah...The only person I can go with is you.
Bobby Funke
I still don't see why you wanna go with me.
Francesca Fachini
Yeah, why not? I mean, you're like the school's ] now.
[[w:Wolf Blitzer|Wolf Blitzer]
Bobby Funke
Wolf Blitzer's like a TV reporter. I'm into ].
[[w:Woodward and Bernstein|Woodward and Bernstein]
Francesca Fachini
You already have a date?
Bobby Funke
What? No. I just...
Francesca Fachini
Great. Then you can pick me up at 8:00. And no wrist corsages. Get the kind with the pin. I don't mind a little prick every once in a while.
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Misunderstandings in Perceptions of Character
Francesca Fachini
You think I'm a bitch, don't you? I mean, you can be honest. I don't care either way. I'm just curious. Do you think I'm a bitch?
Bobby Funke
Kind of.
[pause]
Francesca Fachini
Seriously?
Bobby Funke
Well, I mean, no, like I thought you were, but... and then...I don't know. Now, I think that maybe you're just misunderstood.
Francesca Fachini
Nobody's misunderstood. That's just what people say when they don't like who they are. If you think I'm a bitch, then I guess it's because I am. But then I guess you're going to have to come to terms with the fact that you're into a girl who's a bitch.
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