Assassination of a High School President - Parental Supervision and Relationships Explored
Francesca Fachini:
I think you need to come home with me.
Bobby Funke:
You know, I'm concerned about the lack of parental supervision at your house.
Francesca Fachini:
Yeah? You want to be my daddy?
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Assassination of a High School President - Misunderstandings in Perceptions of Character
Francesca Fachini:
You think I'm a bitch, don't you? I mean, you can be honest. I don't care either way. I'm just curious. Do you think I'm a bitch?
Bobby Funke: [pause]
Kind of.
Francesca Fachini:
Seriously?
Bobby Funke:
Well, I mean, no, like I thought you were, but... and then...I don't know. Now, I think that maybe you're just misunderstood.
Francesca Fachini:
Nobody's misunderstood. That's just what people say when they don't like who they are. If you think I'm a bitch, then I guess it's because I am. But then I guess you're going to have to come to terms with the fact that you're into a girl who's a bitch.
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Assassination of a High School President - Homecoming Invitation with Mixed Signals
Francesca Fachini:
I wanted to thank you for finding the SATs. And for showing me what a douche Paul really is. See, the thing is, I seem to have lost my date to homecoming, and I wanted to know if you'd go with me.
Bobby Funke:
You wanna go to homecoming with me?
Francesca Fachini:
Well, not like "go" go. I mean, not like for real.
Bobby Funke:
Yeah.
Francesca Fachini:
It's just everyone already has a date.
Bobby Funke:
Right.
Francesca Fachini:
Except for the mathletes...and maybe that wrestler with the jock itch on his face. So yeah...The only person I can go with is you.
Bobby Funke:
I still don't see why you wanna go with me.
Francesca Fachini: [[w:Wolf Blitzer|Wolf Blitzer]
Yeah, why not? I mean, you're like the school's ] now.
Bobby Funke: [[w:Woodward and Bernstein|Woodward and Bernstein]
Wolf Blitzer's like a TV reporter. I'm into ].
Francesca Fachini:
You already have a date?
Bobby Funke:
What? No. I just...
Francesca Fachini:
Great. Then you can pick me up at 8:00. And no wrist corsages. Get the kind with the pin. I don't mind a little prick every once in a while.
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Assassination of a High School President - Unexpected Encounter in the Men's Room
Bobby Funke:
Hey, Francesca.
Francesca Fachini:
Hey, Funke.
Bobby Funke:
So, what are you doing in the men's room?
Francesca Fachini: [moving close; laughs]
Well, I thought I might find a man in here. Are you a man, Funke? I'm just screwing with you. I just need your help.
Bobby Funke:
With what?
Francesca Fachini:
Whoever stole the SATs. I need you to find them and get them back. I aced that thing, I know it. I was just in the zone.
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