Missi PyleQuotes

Ashley: Compliments of Tae-Bo: 2 hours a day 5 days a week.

Charlene: Compliments of the hood: 24 hours a day all my life!

Ashley: [''to Peter, about Charlene''] What is she doing here?

Charlene: Oh. Get used to it, twiggy; you're going to be seeing a lot more of me around here!

Ashley: [''to Peter, about Charlene''] Not without a broom in your hand.

Charlene: If I HAVE a broom, it's only because I'm here to sweep up the white trash!

Ashley: Save it for the Y.M.C.A, Jemimah.

Charlene: Bitch! I will kick the bulimia out of your ass!

Ashley: Oh, I can't talk about it cause gangsta people will come to my house and cut me.

Ashley: [to Charlene] You messed with the wrong W.A.S.P., bitch.

Billy Hunkee: Oh shoot!

Barbara: Terminal Malcolm X?

Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent: OK, Mr. Hunkee, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that your flight 114 to JFK has been cancelled.

Barbara: Oh, for the love of...

Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent: [in background] But, the good news is that we have found another airline that can accommodate you this evening. Would you be interested in flying another airline?

Mr. Hunkee: No problem.

Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent: OK, four tickets for flight... 069, on NWA. What you gonna wanna do is go to gate 1, uh, that's Terminal X, and we'll send your luggage on down for you.

Mr. Hunkee: Thank you.

Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent: Good luck!

Marv: Oh, come on. No, prison's not so bad.

Vera: Oh yeah?

Marv: Yeah, on Thursdays, you get Salisbury steak.

Vera: Yeah, I know about prison. That's where I met you.

Marv: Calm down. Calm down.

Vera: You calm down!?

Marv: [to officer] Women, eh?

Officer: Yeah.

Vera: Hey, don't touch me!

Natalie: Peter, what's he done now?!

Peter: Well, he saved the day, that's what. You should be thanking him.

Natalie: Molly?! What in the world is going on?!

Detective: It seems that they were gonna kidnap the prince. Best we can gather, she's the boss.

Natalie: [shocked] She's MY maid! I'm HER boss!

Kevin: Well, looks like you're gonna have to find a new maid.

Prescott: And a new butler, I'm afraid. I resign.

Natalie: Resign?! But why?!

Prescott: Because as a wise young man once said, "Life's too short.

Vera: Hi, Molly?

Molly: GET IN THERE!!!

Vera: Marv, are you there?!

Radio: Shut up, Vera.

Vera: Well, okay. I was just trying to--

Radio: Shut up, you moron.

Vera: Hey, I'm no moron, you jerk!?

Radio: Shut up, you bag!

Vera: Door, open!

Marv: What's wrong with YOU?!

Vera: What's wrong with YOU?! I'm no bag! And you know what? You ain't no genius!

Marv: Vera, honey...

Vera: No, don't "Vera, honey" me!

Marv: Honey...

Vera: You're not even as smart as this kid, who, in case you hadn't noticed, is totally kicking our butts! Well, from now on, I am my own boss!

Marv: Vera. Vera, honey...

Vera: Don't "honey" me!

Marv: Pumpkin. Pumpkin.

Molly: Marv! Forget about her! Get the kid! I'll be outta here in a few minutes.

Marv: [whispering] I think there's somebody here.

Vera: [yells] Anybody in here?

Marv: Well not now. Shhhh.

Vera: You shhhhhhhh.

Marv: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Vera: Marv, I gotta pee.

Marv: Vera, you can pee next week.

Nick Dunne: You fucking cunt!

Amy Dunne: I'm the cunt you married. The only time you liked yourself was when you were trying to be someone this cunt might like. I'm not a quitter, I'm that cunt. I've killed for you; who else can say that? You think you'd be happy with a nice Midwestern girl? No way, baby! I'm it.

Nick Dunne: Fuck. You're delusional. I mean, you're insane, why would you even want this? Yes, I loved you and then all we did was resent each other, and try to control each other, and cause each other pain.

Amy Dunne: That's marriage. Now, I'm getting ready.

Margo Dunne: I can't watch you play house with that thing for the next 18 years!

Nick Dunne: I can't just walk away.

Margo Dunne: You could get custody.

Nick Dunne: No, I won't, and you know it. It's gonna be my child, and I'm not gonna leave it.

Margo Dunne: You wanna stay.

Nick Dunne: I have a responsibility. It's not about what I want anymore.

Margo Dunne: [she chokes up further] You wanna stay with her. You're breaking my heart.

Nick Dunne: Go, you're my voice of reason. I need you with me on this.

Margo Dunne: [sniffling] Of course I'm with you. I was with you before we were even born.

Nick Dunne: ...and, we've been through the darkness. We come out, united. Uh, we communicate. We're honest with each other. We're partners in crime.

Amy Dunne: And?

Nick Dunne: [with a forced smile] And... we're gonna be parents.

Ellen Abbott: [smiling widely; She steps away from her chair and embraces Amy on the couch, as Nick looks away in displeasure] Oh, my goodness! Oh, how exciting!

Nick Dunne: [Amy looks upwards; Amy leans into Nick] What are you thinking? How are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do?

Mrs. Gloop: [distressed] Augustus, please don't eat your fingers.

Augustus: But I taste so good.

Violet: Look, Mother. I'm much more flexible now.

Mrs. Beauregarde: Yes, but you're blue.

Veruca: [seeing the glass elevator floating in the sky with Willy, Charlie and Grandpa Joe in it] Daddy, I want a flying glass elevator.

Mr. Salt: Veruca, all you’re getting today is a bath, and that's final.

Veruca: [angrily demanding] But I want it!

Veruca: [noticing something changing on Violet] What's happening to her nose?

Mr. Salt: It's turning blue.

Mrs. Beauregarde: Your whole nose has gone purple.

Violet: W-What do you mean?

Mrs. Beauregarde: Violet, you're turning violet!

Mrs. Gloop: [alarmed] Augustus, my child, that is not a good thing you do!

Willy: Hey, little boy! My chocolate must be untouched by human hands.

Mrs. Gloop: He'll drown! He can't swim! SAVE HIM! Augustus, no! Augustus! Augustus, watch out!

Violet: There he goes.

Mrs. Gloop: [desperately] Call the fire brigade!

Mrs. Beauregarde: It's a wonder how that pipe is big enough.

Charlie: It isn't big enough. He's slowing down.

Mike: He's gonna stick.

Mr. Teavee: I think he has.

Mr. Salt: He's blocked the whole pipe.