Missi Pyle Quotes

Soul Plane

Flight Cancellation and Alternative Arrangement Offered

Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent OK, Mr. Hunkee, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that your flight 114 to JFK has been cancelled.

Barbara Oh, for the love of...

Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent But, the good news is that we have found another airline that can accommodate you this evening. Would you be interested in flying another airline?

[in background]

Mr. Hunkee No problem.

Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent OK, four tickets for flight... 069, on NWA. What you gonna wanna do is go to gate 1, uh, that's Terminal X, and we'll send your luggage on down for you.

Mr. Hunkee Thank you.

Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent Good luck!

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Home Alone 4

Unexpected Sounds in a Quiet Space

Marv I think there's somebody here.

[whispering]

Vera Anybody in here?

[yells]

Marv Well not now. Shhhh.

Vera You shhhhhhhh.

Marv SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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Soul Plane

Unexpected Airport Encounter

Billy Hunkee Oh shoot!

Barbara Terminal Malcolm X?

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Children's Playfulness and Parental Concerns

Mrs. Gloop Augustus, please don't eat your fingers.

[distressed]

Augustus But I taste so good.

Violet Look, Mother. I'm much more flexible now.

Mrs. Beauregarde Yes, but you're blue.

Veruca Daddy, I want a flying glass elevator.

[seeing the glass elevator floating in the sky with Willy, Charlie and Grandpa Joe in it]

Mr. Salt Veruca, all you’re getting today is a bath, and that's final.

Veruca But I want it!

[angrily demanding]

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Bringing Down the House

Confrontation Between Ashley and Charlene

Ashley What is she doing here?

[''to Peter, about Charlene'']

Charlene Oh. Get used to it, twiggy; you're going to be seeing a lot more of me around here!

Ashley Not without a broom in your hand.

[''to Peter, about Charlene'']

Charlene If I HAVE a broom, it's only because I'm here to sweep up the white trash!

Ashley Save it for the Y.M.C.A, Jemimah.

Charlene Bitch! I will kick the bulimia out of your ass!

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Chocolate River Rescue Attempt

Mrs. Gloop Augustus, my child, that is not a good thing you do!

[alarmed]

Willy Hey, little boy! My chocolate must be untouched by human hands.

Mrs. Gloop He'll drown! He can't swim! SAVE HIM! Augustus, no! Augustus! Augustus, watch out!

Violet There he goes.

Mrs. Gloop Call the fire brigade!

[desperately]

Mrs. Beauregarde It's a wonder how that pipe is big enough.

Charlie It isn't big enough. He's slowing down.

Mike He's gonna stick.

Mr. Teavee I think he has.

Mr. Salt He's blocked the whole pipe.

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Gone Girl

The Complexity of Marriage and Resentment

Nick Dunne You fucking cunt!

Amy Dunne I'm the cunt you married. The only time you liked yourself was when you were trying to be someone this cunt might like. I'm not a quitter, I'm that cunt. I've killed for you; who else can say that? You think you'd be happy with a nice Midwestern girl? No way, baby! I'm it.

Nick Dunne Fuck. You're delusional. I mean, you're insane, why would you even want this? Yes, I loved you and then all we did was resent each other, and try to control each other, and cause each other pain.

Amy Dunne That's marriage. Now, I'm getting ready.

Margo Dunne I can't watch you play house with that thing for the next 18 years!

Nick Dunne I can't just walk away.

Margo Dunne You could get custody.

Nick Dunne No, I won't, and you know it. It's gonna be my child, and I'm not gonna leave it.

Margo Dunne You wanna stay.

Nick Dunne I have a responsibility. It's not about what I want anymore.

Margo Dunne You wanna stay with her. You're breaking my heart.

[she chokes up further]

Nick Dunne Go, you're my voice of reason. I need you with me on this.

Margo Dunne Of course I'm with you. I was with you before we were even born.

[sniffling]

Nick Dunne ...and, we've been through the darkness. We come out, united. Uh, we communicate. We're honest with each other. We're partners in crime.

Amy Dunne And?

Nick Dunne And... we're gonna be parents.

[with a forced smile]

Ellen Abbott Oh, my goodness! Oh, how exciting!

[smiling widely; She steps away from her chair and embraces Amy on the couch, as Nick looks away in displeasure]

Nick Dunne What are you thinking? How are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do?

[Amy looks upwards; Amy leans into Nick]

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Unexpected Nose Color Change Among Characters

Veruca What's happening to her nose?

[noticing something changing on Violet]

Mr. Salt It's turning blue.

Mrs. Beauregarde Your whole nose has gone purple.

Violet W-What do you mean?

Mrs. Beauregarde Violet, you're turning violet!

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Home Alone 4

Urgent Need for Bathroom Break

Vera Marv, I gotta pee.

Marv Vera, you can pee next week.

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Home Alone 4

Tension Among Characters in Home Alone 4

Vera Hi, Molly?

Molly GET IN THERE!!!

Vera Marv, are you there?!

Radio Shut up, Vera.

Vera Well, okay. I was just trying to--

Radio Shut up, you moron.

Vera Hey, I'm no moron, you jerk!?

Radio Shut up, you bag!

Vera Door, open!

Marv What's wrong with YOU?!

Vera What's wrong with YOU?! I'm no bag! And you know what? You ain't no genius!

Marv Vera, honey...

Vera No, don't "Vera, honey" me!

Marv Honey...

Vera You're not even as smart as this kid, who, in case you hadn't noticed, is totally kicking our butts! Well, from now on, I am my own boss!

Marv Vera. Vera, honey...

Vera Don't "honey" me!

Marv Pumpkin. Pumpkin.

Molly Marv! Forget about her! Get the kid! I'll be outta here in a few minutes.

Bringing Down the House

Contrasting Perspectives on Fitness and Lifestyle

Ashley Compliments of Tae-Bo: 2 hours a day 5 days a week.

Charlene Compliments of the hood: 24 hours a day all my life!

Bringing Down the House

Confrontation from a Strong Character

Ashley You messed with the wrong W.A.S.P., bitch.

[to Charlene]

Home Alone 4

Prison Life Humor in Home Alone 4

Marv Oh, come on. No, prison's not so bad.

Vera Oh yeah?

Marv Yeah, on Thursdays, you get Salisbury steak.

Vera Yeah, I know about prison. That's where I met you.

Marv Calm down. Calm down.

Vera You calm down!?

Marv Women, eh?

[to officer]

Officer Yeah.

Vera Hey, don't touch me!

Natalie Peter, what's he done now?!

Peter Well, he saved the day, that's what. You should be thanking him.

Natalie Molly?! What in the world is going on?!

Detective It seems that they were gonna kidnap the prince. Best we can gather, she's the boss.

Natalie She's MY maid! I'm HER boss!

[shocked]

Kevin Well, looks like you're gonna have to find a new maid.

Prescott And a new butler, I'm afraid. I resign.

Natalie Resign?! But why?!

Prescott Because as a wise young man once said, "Life's too short.

Bringing Down the House

Fear of Gang Violence and Its Consequences

Ashley Oh, I can't talk about it cause gangsta people will come to my house and cut me.

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