Memorable Quotes from Monte Landis
2 quotesSatellite Debris and a Funny Hat
Recruiter
Chris, this is my assistant, Sherry Nugil, and this is Mike Dodd, designer of our new Telcom satellite.
Chris Knight
Doctor Dodd! Telcom...Isn't that the satellite that's raining debris all over Europe?
[as if honored; Casually]
Dr. Dodd
Why is that toy on your head?
[sharply]
Chris Knight
Because, if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes.
[matter-of-factly]
Chris Knight
I'm sorry. It's just that I didn't want you guys to think I was stuffy. You know, no fun. All brain, no penis. I'm sorry, it was just an infantile response to authority.
[Looking at Sherry Nugil; Sherry laughs, Dodd and the recruiter look uncomfortable]
Recruiter
Yes. You are Chris Knight, aren't you?
[examines Chris' "visitor" tag]
Chris Knight
I hope so...I'm wearing his underwear.
[reflectively]
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Promoting "Holly Does Hollywood" at X Cinema
Sid Goldberg
The X Cinema, L.A.'s classiest X-rated movie house. This week see the film everyone's talking about: "Holly Does Hollywood." And does it well. Screw magazine says, "Holly Body keeps this business where it belongs - in the gutter." In the words of Eros magazine, "The ] of adult films." "'Holly Does Hollywood'" in a hedonist's heaven." Hustler magazine gives it "Hustler's highest rating." "10 Nominations including Best Picture," Critics Adult Film Association. Starring Holly Body. "Holly Does Hollywood" - Now playing at the X Cinema. And for you home viewers, you can pick it up right now at Tower Records all-night video sale.
[[w:Gone With The Wind (film)|Gone With The Wind]
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