Real Genius - Satellite Debris and a Funny Hat
Recruiter:
Chris, this is my assistant, Sherry Nugil, and this is Mike Dodd, designer of our new Telcom satellite.
Chris Knight: [as if honored; Casually]
Doctor Dodd! Telcom...Isn't that the satellite that's raining debris all over Europe?
Dr. Dodd: [sharply]
Why is that toy on your head?
Chris Knight: [matter-of-factly]
Because, if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes.
Chris Knight: [Looking at Sherry Nugil; Sherry laughs, Dodd and the recruiter look uncomfortable]
I'm sorry. It's just that I didn't want you guys to think I was stuffy. You know, no fun. All brain, no penis. I'm sorry, it was just an infantile response to authority.
Recruiter: [examines Chris' "visitor" tag]
Yes. You are Chris Knight, aren't you?
Chris Knight: [reflectively]
I hope so...I'm wearing his underwear.
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Body Double - Promoting "Holly Does Hollywood" at X Cinema
Sid Goldberg: [[w:Gone With The Wind (film)|Gone With The Wind]
The X Cinema, L.A.'s classiest X-rated movie house. This week see the film everyone's talking about: "Holly Does Hollywood." And does it well. Screw magazine says, "Holly Body keeps this business where it belongs - in the gutter." In the words of Eros magazine, "The ] of adult films." "'Holly Does Hollywood'" in a hedonist's heaven." Hustler magazine gives it "Hustler's highest rating." "10 Nominations including Best Picture," Critics Adult Film Association. Starring Holly Body. "Holly Does Hollywood" - Now playing at the X Cinema. And for you home viewers, you can pick it up right now at Tower Records all-night video sale.
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