Monte Landis Biography
Max Landstein (born 20 April 1933) is a Scottish-American film and television actor. He is perhaps best known for playing the comic foil in multiple episodes of The Monkees, most notably as "Mr. Zero" in "The Devil and Peter Tork". He began his career in Britain before moving to the United States in 1963. He also had a career in Paris in the mid-50s as emcee in cabarets and jazz clubs (Crazy Horse, Club Saint-Germain, etc.
) -he played his own role later in Charade (1963)- and choreographer for the French vocal group The Blue Stars of France.
Monte Landis Movies
Monte Landis TV Shows
Monte Landis Quotes
Satellite Debris and a Funny Hat
Recruiter:
Chris, this is my assistant, Sherry Nugil, and this is Mike Dodd, designer of our new Telcom satellite.
Chris Knight: [as if honored; Casually]
Doctor Dodd! Telcom...Isn't that the satellite that's raining debris all over Europe?
Dr. Dodd: [sharply]
Why is that toy on your head?
Chris Knight: [matter-of-factly]
Because, if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes.
Chris Knight: [Looking at Sherry Nugil; Sherry laughs, Dodd and the recruiter look uncomfortable]
I'm sorry. It's just that I didn't want you guys to think I was stuffy. You know, no fun. All brain, no penis. I'm sorry, it was just an infantile response to authority.
Recruiter: [examines Chris' "visitor" tag]
Yes. You are Chris Knight, aren't you?
Chris Knight: [reflectively]
I hope so...I'm wearing his underwear.
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Promoting "Holly Does Hollywood" at X Cinema
Sid Goldberg: [[w:Gone With The Wind (film)|Gone With The Wind]
The X Cinema, L.A.'s classiest X-rated movie house. This week see the film everyone's talking about: "Holly Does Hollywood." And does it well. Screw magazine says, "Holly Body keeps this business where it belongs - in the gutter." In the words of Eros magazine, "The ] of adult films." "'Holly Does Hollywood'" in a hedonist's heaven." Hustler magazine gives it "Hustler's highest rating." "10 Nominations including Best Picture," Critics Adult Film Association. Starring Holly Body. "Holly Does Hollywood" - Now playing at the X Cinema. And for you home viewers, you can pick it up right now at Tower Records all-night video sale.
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