Morgan WatkinsQuotes

Eggsy: One of these days, I'm going to smash his face in.

Jamal: [Points to Dean's thugs] Are you mental, cuz? He'd just get that lot to do you and then pretend he knew nothing... about it.

Rottweiler: Oi! You think you can chat shit about us and we won't do nothing just because our governor's banging Eggsy's mum?

Eggsy: Pretty much, yeah.

Jamal: [As Dean's thugs get up from their table one by one and head to the table that Eggsy, Jamal and Ryan are sitting at] Bruv, let's just go, man. It's not worth it.

Rottweiler: You boys have outstayed your welcome. Leave.

Eggsy: I'm sorry about that, bruv.

Ryan: They weren't fucking worth it, boys.

Jamal: It's freezing. Why are we walking?

Jamal: You jacked his fucking car keys, bruv?

Eggsy: Yeah. Now we're going to nick his car. Come on.

Rottweiler: [Rottweiler gets up and goes outside and sees Eggsy, Ryan and Jamal joyriding in his car] Hold on, boys.

Rottweiler: [Eggsy hoots with joy while in the car] OI, THAT'S MY FUCKING CAR! OI! OI! EGGSY! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU WANT TO FUCKING STOP IT! YOU'RE A FUCKING DEAD MAN! STOP IT!

Rottweiler: I'm going to fucking have you!

Ryan: Floor it, Eggsy!

Rottweiler: Yeah, yeah, Dean, look, it's me. Eggsy just stole my fucking car, yeah. Yeah, I've come out of the pub, he's done about 15 doughnuts in my fucking face and he's drove off. No I can't have it! He's disrespecting me and that means he's disrespecting you.