Memorable Quotes from Moses Storm
4 quotesTension Escalates Among Friends Online
Mitch Roussel
Okay, you know what? We're not doing this shit here, everybody just stop. Pick up your phones, mute your computers.
Jess Felton
I don't know where my phone is guys please don't do this.
Blaire Lily
Jess it's okay
[mutes mic]
Jess Felton
No wait!
[gets up from bed and walks to desk chair whilst quickly glancing for phone]
Jess Felton
Fuck guys.
Laura
Nice try guys, let me turn those mics on for you.
[via Skype IM]
Jess Felton
Guys, Guys! He can hear you, he can turn your mics on.
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Blame and Betrayal Among Friends
Laura
Never Have I Ever... got Adam arrested for selling weed.
Adam Sewell
What? No, please tell me he's lying Jess, you fucking bitch!
Jess Felton
Fuck you! I never did that!
Mitch Roussel
Hey stop! It was me, man. It was me.
Adam Sewell
WHAT? Why!?
Mitch Roussel
Does it really matter!?
Adam Sewell
It does to me, Mitch! They put me in handcuffs! I almost had a record! My fucking dad almost disowned me for that!
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Questioning Reality in Digital Conversations
Blaire Lily
For a sec I thought this was real
Mitch Roussel
How do you know it's not?
Blaire Lily
Stop trying to freak me out.
Mitch Roussel
Or what?
Blaire Lily
Or... I'll send my dad to fight you.
[winky emoji]
Mitch Roussel, Blaire Lily
Your dad's not home...
Blaire Lily
How do you know?
Mitch Roussel
Cause he's out drinking with mine.
[sends link of Laura's facebook memorial page revealing the messenger to Laura]
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Humor and Horror in Online Conversations
Ken Smith
It's definitely a hacker. He's spying to get info on farts and boners, ok?
Mitch Roussel
Is that what today's agenda is?
Ken Smith
Well, we haven't hit the farts yet, but thanks to The Ken's Famous Salsa, the gas will be rolling tonight, baby!
Jess Felton
That's so gross.
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