Moses Storm Quotes

Blaire Lily: For a sec I thought this was real

Mitch Roussel: How do you know it's not?

Blaire Lily: Stop trying to freak me out.

Mitch Roussel: Or what?

Blaire Lily: [winky emoji] Or... I'll send my dad to fight you.

Mitch Roussel, Blaire Lily: Your dad's not home...

Blaire Lily: How do you know?

Mitch Roussel: [sends link of Laura's facebook memorial page revealing the messenger to Laura] Cause he's out drinking with mine.

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Mitch Roussel: Okay, you know what? We're not doing this shit here, everybody just stop. Pick up your phones, mute your computers.

Jess Felton: I don't know where my phone is guys please don't do this.

Blaire Lily: [mutes mic] Jess it's okay

Jess Felton: [gets up from bed and walks to desk chair whilst quickly glancing for phone] No wait!

Jess Felton: Fuck guys.

Laura: [via Skype IM] Nice try guys, let me turn those mics on for you.

Jess Felton: Guys, Guys! He can hear you, he can turn your mics on.

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Laura: Never Have I Ever... got Adam arrested for selling weed.

Adam Sewell: What? No, please tell me he's lying Jess, you fucking bitch!

Jess Felton: Fuck you! I never did that!

Mitch Roussel: Hey stop! It was me, man. It was me.

Adam Sewell: WHAT? Why!?

Mitch Roussel: Does it really matter!?

Adam Sewell: It does to me, Mitch! They put me in handcuffs! I almost had a record! My fucking dad almost disowned me for that!

Ken Smith: It's definitely a hacker. He's spying to get info on farts and boners, ok?

Mitch Roussel: Is that what today's agenda is?

Ken Smith: Well, we haven't hit the farts yet, but thanks to The Ken's Famous Salsa, the gas will be rolling tonight, baby!

Jess Felton: That's so gross.

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